Joys of Growing Old ?

Question

Joys of growing old !!!!



Three old pilots are walking on the ramp.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Lets go get a beer."

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" " Twelve thirty."

Morris, an 82 yearold man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' " The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"



As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 280. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"



An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing termsHoney, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc... The couple had been married almost 70 years, and clearly they were still very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names." The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about 10 years ago

Answer 1

Lol, that's funny
10/10

Answer 2

These questions get widely divided advice demonizing or praising the LDS church. But your question in a way is more of a statement than a question although it's posed as a question. You know that the missionaries came to your door lead by God; I know that you know that. You also know that those saying that the LDS church is a cult are misguided as you have far deeper knowledge of the church than they do and you've seen the good in it. You know that your heart is pulling you back to the LDS church because you had something there that you can't find elsewhere right now - so don't delay, just go. Call the missionaries, call the bishop, and start taking that walk and you'll be happy with it. Read Alma 32 and take those feelings with you back into church. You'll find a sentiment that grows with you making you stronger and happier. It's hard to know who to trust on an online response to a question, so don't trust any of us. Trust your heart. You already know what to do so do it.

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny ones! lol!

Answer 4

LOL i loved the last one!!

Answer 5

thats funny

Answer 6

haha
those are hilarious
especially the fourth one
lol

Answer 7

lol good ones

Answer 8

LOL.... sigh ... Those days are getting closer! LOL.

Answer 9

those are soooo funny lol

Answer 10

lol awso- what was i typing?