Entertainment & Music - 25 May 2007

2007-05-25 06:12:43 · 19 answers · asked by Junior 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 06:12:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I work at a school and here is some of the REAL names of the children I work with.

Disney
Hennessy
Felony
Chandelier
Tequila
Mister Mister (seriously)
Sweden
Rome
Michael Jackson
Magic Johnson
La'Diamond Unique

and the best one of all time (and this is a completely real name)

Shequoia Choco Chip!!

2007-05-25 06:11:44 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 06:11:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynaecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked. "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sex with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."

2007-05-25 06:09:56 · 19 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Jokes & Riddles

...do you know any strong women?

2007-05-25 06:09:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 06:09:36 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A cowboy walks into a bar and two stepsin, he realizes it's a gay bar.
But decides, what the heck," as he says to himself. I really need a
drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, What's the name
of your penis?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not Into any of that. All I want is a
drink."

The gay waiter says, " I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It'.
That guy down at the end of the Bar calls his Snickers, because it
really Satisfies."

The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he'll give him
a second to think it over.

The cowboy turns to the man drinking a beer and sitting to his left and
asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX."

The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and
keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita and asks, "So, What do you
guys call
yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality
is Job One. "Then he adds, "Have you driven a FordLately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY....Like a Rock!"And
gives a wink.

Even more shaken by all this the Cowboy has to think for a moment
before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to
the
bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me a
damn
beer."

The bartender brings a beer and as he begins to pour it he turns to the
cowboy with a puzzled look and asks, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A
WOMAN!"

2007-05-25 06:09:05 · 21 answers · asked by bperez2002 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you think of anyone as someone with whom "we go way back" that you started swapping emails with 6 weeks ago?

2007-05-25 06:09:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

........what CD(or tape)is in your home system RIGHT NOW?

2007-05-25 06:08:15 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in R&B & Soul

pop? New wave? Gutair Gods? Hair bands? What's the best? I love it all!

2007-05-25 06:07:58 · 17 answers · asked by Chels! 2 in Celebrities

2007-05-25 06:07:30 · 2 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 06:06:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-05-25 06:04:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who is most attractive they both look similar in my own opinion

2007-05-25 06:04:17 · 17 answers · asked by Zalia 1 in Celebrities

A PAK!

OR

A SP!C

2007-05-25 06:03:51 · 20 answers · asked by alert 1 in Polls & Surveys

lads and lasses!!??

2007-05-25 06:03:38 · 3 answers · asked by leprechaun 1 in Polls & Surveys

Which is correct and why do we have such a cultural divide over this topic?

2007-05-25 06:02:57 · 25 answers · asked by Vintage Glamour 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 06:02:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Talk Shows

2007-05-25 06:01:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 06:01:23 · 23 answers · asked by ỉη ץ٥ڵ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 06:00:03 · 16 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

TESTICLE???? One of my hubby's work buddies told him the Dr. diagnosed him with that!!! He said it wasn't an STD....but i've seen his toothless ex and makes me wonder!

2007-05-25 05:59:05 · 11 answers · asked by Viviana 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 05:58:32 · 7 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

...after the Bears stopped selling stocks they began..........

2007-05-25 05:58:16 · 3 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Polls & Surveys

If you just grabbed me and pulled me to the dance floor...

2007-05-25 05:58:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-25 05:57:41 · 8 answers · asked by drunken pumpkin 6 in Polls & Surveys

The chorus goes....
If you like pina coladas... and getting caught in the rain

2007-05-25 05:56:57 · 11 answers · asked by SST 6 in Lyrics

I 100% vote BarbraStreisand!!!!

2007-05-25 05:56:47 · 11 answers · asked by Dolly Levi 1 in Celebrities

2007-05-25 05:56:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys