A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynaecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked. "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sex with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."
2007-05-25 06:09:56 · 19 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha serves him right! star.... xx
What do a gynaecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can't eat it.
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2007-05-25 06:18:03 · answer #1 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Have a seat, i'd be ideal with you." Then, at the same time as i'm done answering some questions about P&S, i'd say: "ok...whatcha choose? You walked ideal into my workplace with out knocking. How'd you get previous protection anyhow? How did you get the code to get in the following? And why the hell are, as a guy, bare in yet another guy's workplace?"
2016-10-18 10:24:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-25 15:33:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it b4. But good nonetheless !
2007-05-25 06:13:40 · answer #4 · answered by Najnar 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a great one, by the way women, if you have any vaginal problems, come and see me, im not a gynacologist but i'll have a damn good look for you
2007-05-25 08:02:26 · answer #5 · answered by chockybikky 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can't believe he did all of those things to her. to think his boss hired him.
2007-05-25 06:13:43 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one !
2007-05-25 06:13:05 · answer #7 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe likrd it good job
2007-05-25 06:15:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-05-25 06:16:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ooooh like it ha ha
2007-05-25 07:22:11 · answer #10 · answered by RainbowGirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋