A cowboy walks into a bar and two stepsin, he realizes it's a gay bar.
But decides, what the heck," as he says to himself. I really need a
drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, What's the name
of your penis?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not Into any of that. All I want is a
drink."
The gay waiter says, " I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It'.
That guy down at the end of the Bar calls his Snickers, because it
really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he'll give him
a second to think it over.
The cowboy turns to the man drinking a beer and sitting to his left and
asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and
keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita and asks, "So, What do you
guys call
yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality
is Job One. "Then he adds, "Have you driven a FordLately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY....Like a Rock!"And
gives a wink.
Even more shaken by all this the Cowboy has to think for a moment
before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to
the
bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me a
damn
beer."
The bartender brings a beer and as he begins to pour it he turns to the
cowboy with a puzzled look and asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A
WOMAN!"
2007-05-25 06:09:05 · 21 answers · asked by bperez2002 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
too long for a not really funny joke.... il give u a star anyway cuz im feelin nice! xx
2007-05-25 06:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've heard it before, but it's still funny so I gave it a star anyway.
2007-05-25 08:18:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Worth the read Lol
2007-05-25 06:13:51 · answer #3 · answered by TAFF 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
thats not bad 8/10
2016-04-01 07:54:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.k I guess.
5/10
2007-05-25 06:13:53 · answer #5 · answered by Zombie Jesus 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty good, but not worth 15 stars. e
2007-05-25 13:03:35 · answer #6 · answered by pandurtle 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO....great joke doubt i will remember it though good job family here so dont have to try and repeat it...hahahaha.
2007-05-25 06:25:05 · answer #7 · answered by sexyma 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol! Funny! 10!
2007-05-25 07:44:46 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol-lmao roflmao-ltmss-10
2007-05-25 06:17:22 · answer #9 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol funny
2007-05-25 06:23:57 · answer #10 · answered by Vamps 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋