A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled Blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said "It's golf balls." Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time deeply thinking about what he
had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her
curiosity anylonger, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

2007-05-23 02:51:56 · 27 answers · asked by Teejay 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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Where do you want to go today?

I want to hit a beach...

2007-05-23 02:50:57 · 18 answers · asked by Sr Tamara Specialist 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you say that the real you comes across online?

For the most part, I'd say it does for me. I'm a writer, so my personality naturally comes through in what I say.

2007-05-23 02:48:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you had a Nickel for every time you made love....?

how much money would you have? Could you buy me a cup of coffee?

2007-05-23 02:48:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you lied today?

I feel real bad. I told ppl at work that I DON'T have a job interview. Will I go to he!!?

2007-05-23 02:47:30 · 32 answers · asked by Sr Tamara Specialist 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it unhygienic to turn your underwear inside out?

When they are full of choccies(skids)

2007-05-23 02:47:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When do You star a Person's Question....???

Out of courtesy?...OR ...Only if you like the question? Sometimes i do it just because...even if i don't like the question. lol

2007-05-23 02:46:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I accdidently left sushi in my car overnight. Can you guess what my car smells like this morning?

2007-05-23 02:46:13 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is it good to laugh at your own joke even if no one else is laughing?

2007-05-23 02:46:03 · 8 answers · asked by countrychic 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Who got to see Fergie last night?

2007-05-23 02:45:47 · 2 answers · asked by ktychaos13 4 in Celebrities

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Do you ignore labels?

I always ignore the "take two for the pain" and take 6 or 7. What labels do you ignore?

2007-05-23 02:44:27 · 13 answers · asked by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Be honest...do you take a dump while talking to someone on the phone..?

not I

2007-05-23 02:43:24 · 26 answers · asked by koala punch2 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Ever feel like?

Ever feel like your on the outside looking in on life?

2007-05-23 02:43:01 · 9 answers · asked by Beano 4 in Polls & Surveys

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How do you part your hair?

2007-05-23 02:42:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What word always catches your attention?

2007-05-23 02:42:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What was the number one song on the charts when you were born?

Mine are:

UK - Dave Edmunds "I Hear You Knocking"
USA - George Harrison "My Sweet Lord"
AUS - Miguel Rios "A Song Of Joy"

Surprisingly, I like these songs a lot.

2007-05-23 02:41:40 · 12 answers · asked by Larrikin70 2 in Other - Music

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