Entertainment & Music - 23 May 2007

2007-05-23 05:52:55 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-23 05:52:25 · 25 answers · asked by micho 7 in Polls & Surveys

I sure as hell hope not......


A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir .....can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says , "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said "That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line......It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00."

She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it" He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes
that there is no way he could tell it was her ... being blind he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!"

2007-05-23 05:52:25 · 9 answers · asked by UTC 5 in Jokes & Riddles

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"



The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

2007-05-23 05:52:21 · 17 answers · asked by chloe1st 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Okay, I had to get on the wagon for this one, my wife is a huge fan and Jordin is from one my state. Who would you like to see win of the final two contestants and why?

2007-05-23 05:51:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-23 05:51:24 · 35 answers · asked by Junior 4 in Polls & Surveys

i thought of buying it
. http://www.amazon.com/Escante-Womens-Satin-Corset-Dress/dp/B000A3NPOK/ref=pd_sbs_a_1/102-9821598-1120944?ie=UTF8&qid=1179937614&sr=8-1rate it from 1 to 10

2007-05-23 05:50:51 · 32 answers · asked by ILOVEU 5 in Polls & Surveys

Q: Why do boys go to temples?

A: Because temple is the only place where you can find..

Pooja
Bhawna
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti

..........

.......

... AND



Finally.....


TRIPTI!

2007-05-23 05:49:59 · 16 answers · asked by frustrated 1 in Jokes & Riddles

but I'm looking for a continuation of the story....

2007-05-23 05:49:50 · 9 answers · asked by rgs_13 2 in Movies

Did anyone else's jaw drop the way mine did when Tony met his "future" father in law and he turned out to be "La Grenouille" the man his boss is chasing?

2007-05-23 05:49:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

2007-05-23 05:49:31 · 27 answers · asked by bookworm87 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-23 05:49:27 · 8 answers · asked by C M 3 in Other - Music

Do you ever answer a question and then go through and answer all the other questions that person has asked?

2007-05-23 05:49:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For the past week, I have been taking my daily dump in the cat box. My wife's cat and I are getting along great! This bonding thing really works! Sure, the basement stinks and wiping is a problem, but as long as the cat is happy, that's all that matters, right?

2007-05-23 05:48:51 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Starting to get a bit worried now. Only this morning I noticed clothes, that I clearly remember throwing on the bedroom floor last night, were in the wash basket, I keep finding the pots have been washed and put away even though I havent set foot in the kitchen. I mentioned it to the missus earlier before she went off for her 12 hour shift, but she just threw me a dirty look.
Should I think about getting a preist round?

2007-05-23 05:48:34 · 29 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

I tend to dream of laying in an open field under the stars. I'm pretty sure someone else is there with me, but I only ever see myself...


♥

2007-05-23 05:48:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Kelly Clarkson, Ruben Studdard, Fantasia,Carrie,Taylor.

My choice is Kelly Clarkson

2007-05-23 05:47:23 · 12 answers · asked by Thankful2Breakaway 1 in Celebrities

Is anyone out there thinking of cheating on their partner? Are you tempted, hesitant, excited? How do you come up with a decision? Would you let the "3rd" person take control?

2007-05-23 05:47:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you feel sorry for them? Do you think "What a loser"? What is your reaction?
Do yall get my question?

2007-05-23 05:47:20 · 12 answers · asked by tennisluver13 3 in Polls & Surveys

Guys brag they have a big one and say, for example, 10 inches (although they're probably lying).
What size or dimensions would a woman brag about?

2007-05-23 05:46:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-23 05:46:24 · 13 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. Who are the three judges of "American Idol"?
2. What was the name of the main street in Dodge City on "Gunsmoke"?
3. What is the capital of Mississippi?
4. Who is the governor of California? SPELLING COUNTS !
5. What "sport" did Bobby Fischer participate in?

2007-05-23 05:45:33 · 17 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-23 05:45:20 · 9 answers · asked by Sasha 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm at work, so what about U.

2007-05-23 05:44:15 · 63 answers · asked by Dot 1 in Polls & Surveys

my next door niebor has a flood light. he wont shut it off at night. and it lights up my entire room. cant sleep. so i got so mad cause he wouldnt turn it off. i took the pelet gun and i shot it out. he has since replaced it and i have again shot it out. i know he knows its me. how long will we go on like this before he turns the damn thing off at night?

2007-05-23 05:44:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-23 05:43:14 · 7 answers · asked by keeperofusedshadows 5 in Polls & Surveys

THE SONG iS CALLED "PiNK DiAMONDS" BY 2 MUCH[.AS i BEiN TOLD.] WiTH TOO $HORT...i BEiNG LOOKiNG FOR iT ON LiMEWiRE && iT SEEMS THEY DON`T HAVE iT i WANT iT FOR MYSPACE

2007-05-23 05:42:37 · 7 answers · asked by .310. 4 in Rap and Hip-Hop

Cat Got My Tongue.
What should i do now. Can i request it to give me back my tongue or let her have it for one day!! If i give it for one day then what if i need my tongue? Please tell me?

2007-05-23 05:42:37 · 30 answers · asked by Syna H 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-23 05:40:58 · 6 answers · asked by Junior 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-23 05:40:42 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys