A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
2007-05-23 05:52:21 · 17 answers · asked by chloe1st 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice, i like this one
2007-05-23 06:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by ashface 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-23 13:34:16 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness! That's great! Smart kid.
2007-05-23 13:17:31 · answer #3 · answered by sparkly_chrimsa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it! Smart kid!
2007-05-23 12:59:14 · answer #4 · answered by Sherrie L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is actually a pretty smart kid!!
You know, I probably wouldn't have thought of that!!
nicee one!
keep 'em coming!!
2007-05-23 12:59:12 · answer #5 · answered by lovin' it 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was an awesome joke! Very cute!
2007-05-23 13:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a smart kid.....really smart..
2007-05-23 14:42:33 · answer #7 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart kid,lol
2007-05-23 13:02:40 · answer #8 · answered by d(^.^)b Clumsy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was good, smart kid! star for you
2007-05-23 13:01:35 · answer #9 · answered by heartlover2000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee, i really like that... maybe i should try that... lol, thx for the laugh and heres a star
2007-05-23 13:20:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good job.
2007-05-23 13:08:46 · answer #11 · answered by Hi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋