Entertainment & Music - 22 May 2007

I was on holiday in Spain and while walking down the Promenade I saw an old woman sitting on a bench with her left leg hanging over the arm of the bench and her crotch stinking of fish ( you could smell it from 20ft) and swarming with flies and munching on a large slice of melon. "I was Intrigued so I asked "Why have you let the flies at you're crotch.? " She replied "It keeep's them away from the melon."

2007-05-22 06:37:56 · 18 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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Heroes: Was the lone shogun, maybe Hiro's father? Who is worst than Sylar?

2007-05-22 06:37:42 · 8 answers · asked by Brad F 2 in Drama

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How many hours do you spend over your best friend's house?

2007-05-22 06:37:29 · 14 answers · asked by ♫ Chloe ♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you going to be a part of change or will you continue being passive?

2007-05-22 06:37:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you so addicted to Texting that you have even sent one in the Shower....???

Well....after drying your hands of course...haha!< Ahem>....I actually have! LOL....;)

2007-05-22 06:37:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do You Know That......?

today is my birthday?

2007-05-22 06:36:56 · 22 answers · asked by almond_lace 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What activite can u do for 1 min and burn 26 calories??????????????????????

2007-05-22 06:36:14 · 12 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Why is the "Blank" avatar a silhouette of a man?

2007-05-22 06:35:16 · 11 answers · asked by Madonna 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Where can I find a club for chocolate addicts like myself?

I just need my fix.....

2007-05-22 06:35:03 · 4 answers · asked by UTC 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Since Yahoo can't seem to get a grip on handing out VIOLATION AFTER VIOLATION????

Should we just start posting our naughty questions on our 360 BLASTS???

2007-05-22 06:33:29 · 20 answers · asked by Viviana 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Where can I get nice knobs for my mother in law?

My wife thought a good birthday present for her would be to replace the knobs on her cabinets in the kitchen. Is Lowes good?

2007-05-22 06:33:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like blonde hair or black hair?

2007-05-22 06:33:00 · 26 answers · asked by Dia 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Is this funny ...???

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070521/tts-uk-germany-girl-bed299d.html

Or does someone need a good smack .... ;-)

2007-05-22 06:32:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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The helicopter ride...?

How do y'all like this one?

Morris and his wife, Esther, went to the state fair every year.

Every year, Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter."

Esther always replied, "I know, Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars, and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

A few years later, Esther and Morris went to the fair. Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter now, I might never get another chance."

Esther replied, "Morris, that helicopter is 50 dollars! And 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

The pilot overheard the couple. He said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire flight and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's 50 dollars."

Morris and Esther agreed -- and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris. He said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"

Morris replied, "Well, I was going to say something when Esther fell out, but 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

2007-05-22 06:32:14 · 4 answers · asked by GreenEyedLilo 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Were you ever so deep in thought that everything else around became a blur?

2007-05-22 06:31:27 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How cool would it be to have webbed feet like a duck?

I suppose we'd all finally know what it's like to be Uma Thurman....

2007-05-22 06:31:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think that....?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20070521/tod-britain-animals-gay-6058bda.html

it's about time Flamingo's come out the closet ...??

Where do you think the term FLAMING came from..?

..and did you always secretly suspect anyway..?

2007-05-22 06:30:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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