Entertainment & Music - 22 May 2007

damn...the price is going up...

i hate to pay $3.29 / gallon...ahhhhh

2007-05-22 06:57:30 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what else do you think they might give me tomorrow at my Dr's appt??? I grunt and moan all day......and it's not for pleasure.

2007-05-22 06:56:18 · 8 answers · asked by Viviana 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-22 06:55:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

No teeth:
http://fansites.hollywood.com/~clairedanes/bigpic/mag/usatoday/busatoday041102_5.jpg
With teeth:
http://fansites.hollywood.com/~clairedanes/bigpic/mag/usatoday/busatoday041102_6.jpg

2007-05-22 06:55:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-22 06:54:59 · 23 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys

Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but

when they go, they take your house and car.

2007-05-22 06:54:40 · 14 answers · asked by titus 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-22 06:54:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

seriously... it's like an addiction...

2007-05-22 06:54:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-22 06:53:58 · 34 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys

You know who you are.

2007-05-22 06:53:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1)Your Questions
2) Your Answers
3) Both

Which gets you in Deep Doo-Doo the most?

2007-05-22 06:52:27 · 11 answers · asked by Nunya Bidniss 7 in Polls & Surveys

even drink was not involved, but we were having a power cut ?

2007-05-22 06:51:58 · 21 answers · asked by landgirl60 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-22 06:51:55 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yes, I know... humans ARE animals... but that aside....

when you look at life at we know it on earth, who has it better? Why?

2007-05-22 06:51:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-22 06:49:49 · 11 answers · asked by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

German's but....

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070522/tod-uk-germany-wheelchair-1a5e080.html


whats going on..?

2007-05-22 06:49:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-22 06:48:56 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

At the end of the financial year the Tax Office sent a tax inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.

While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I noticed you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with all the candle drippings?"
"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went in his obnoxious way: "What about all the bread-wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the auditor was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers." "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.

"Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save the foreskins and send them to the tax office, and once a year they send us a complete dick."

2007-05-22 06:48:51 · 5 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-22 06:47:27 · 15 answers · asked by Veruca Salt 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-22 06:47:04 · 13 answers · asked by Veruca Salt 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-22 06:46:44 · 8 answers · asked by Veruca Salt 6 in Polls & Surveys

- no copy and pasting from other sites
- none from those forwards about dumb blondes
- hate when best answer is someone that just pastes a link
- only ORIGINAL jokes, not old lame ones

2007-05-22 06:46:15 · 8 answers · asked by jkidd 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I am looking for names of famous couples who have Jake in them. Like-
Jake and the Fatman
Jake and Elwood (Blues Brothers)

Your help is appreciated! Thanks!

2007-05-22 06:45:11 · 2 answers · asked by bernie0805 5 in Celebrities

A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes and excuses herself to go to the bathroom... so the man stands up to let her out.

She returns, and 15 minutes later she sneezes again big time, and again excuses herself to go to the bathroom.

She returns again, and immediately sneezes, excusing herself to go to the bathroom.

The man, a little tired of jumping up so often...asks her: "You keep sneezing, what's the problem?"

The woman replies: "I have a rare condition...every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."

He says, "Oh... what are you taking for it?"

She says: "Pepper."

2007-05-22 06:44:33 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-22 06:43:16 · 10 answers · asked by carlsahlsten 1 in Drama

Do you read when you're on the toilet?

2007-05-22 06:43:12 · 12 answers · asked by ßαDß●Ϋ™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-22 06:42:56 · 54 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-22 06:42:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have lotion, a pen holder, my husband's camera and a stuffed bear he bought me for valentine's day!

2007-05-22 06:42:19 · 14 answers · asked by Jana 5 in Polls & Surveys

;)

2007-05-22 06:41:24 · 32 answers · asked by ßαDß●Ϋ™ 6 in Polls & Surveys