- no copy and pasting from other sites
- none from those forwards about dumb blondes
- hate when best answer is someone that just pastes a link
- only ORIGINAL jokes, not old lame ones
2007-05-22 06:46:15 · 8 answers · asked by jkidd 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo momma is so stupid that when she saw YMCA she said "hey they spelled Macy's wrong!"
2007-05-22 06:50:13 · answer #1 · answered by . 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought you were the one who was supposed to tell the jokes, or are you going to get yo' momma to do it?
2007-05-22 13:50:07 · answer #2 · answered by The Eight Ball 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat she jumped up and got stuck ok i know lame!
2007-05-22 13:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat, they wouldn't let her buy an X jacket because they were afraid helicopters would land on her.
2007-05-22 14:14:31 · answer #4 · answered by shorte716 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo' mama's like a crosstown bus--weighs two tons and anyone can ride for a dollar!
2007-05-22 13:49:50 · answer #5 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so poor you asked to watch color tv and she said sorry we out of crayons!
2007-05-22 14:12:42 · answer #6 · answered by happyfacemommy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pick the macy's one for best answer, that's good.
yo mama so fat we're inside her right now.
2007-05-22 13:52:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
none are original.
2007-05-22 13:49:56 · answer #8 · answered by muda f 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋