I was on holiday in Spain and while walking down the Promenade I saw an old woman sitting on a bench with her left leg hanging over the arm of the bench and her crotch stinking of fish ( you could smell it from 20ft) and swarming with flies and munching on a large slice of melon. "I was Intrigued so I asked "Why have you let the flies at you're crotch.? " She replied "It keeep's them away from the melon."
2007-05-22 06:37:56 · 18 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Behave now, lol.
2007-05-22 06:44:43 · answer #1 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well thats not true cause the flies is gonna go to the melon well you can call her cotch the flying crotch,but that joke didn't make sense at all try another joke.
2007-05-22 06:44:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-31 02:41:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Discusting.
2007-05-22 06:40:39 · answer #4 · answered by The Eight Ball 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
That is pretty sweet man i loved it!
2007-05-22 06:41:42 · answer #5 · answered by Vincent 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
not even funny like
2007-05-22 06:41:32 · answer #6 · answered by kookiemonster32 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
oh dear that is just wrong!!! almost funny tho
2007-05-22 06:44:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok, totally gross and not funny.
2007-05-22 06:43:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
funny but...errrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2007-05-22 06:41:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let's guess- You are twelve?
2007-05-22 06:40:43 · answer #10 · answered by poppy vox 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋