Entertainment & Music - 22 May 2007

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dilema!!!!!!!! hahahaahahhaah?

It was almost midnight on Christmas eve and Father Christmas was running a bit late with his deliveries. At one particular house he shinned down the chimney thinking everyone was asleep, only to have the light turned on as he reached the hearth. When he straightened himself out and stood up, he couldn't fail to notice a very attractive young Swedish lady standing watching him.

He was about to leave in a great hurry when the young lady said in a very seductive voice - "Hello Father Christmas - will you make love with me as a present?" Very flustered by all this, Father Christmas quickly replied - "Ho Ho Ho, got to go, deliver presents in the snow!"

The young woman was a little put out by this rejection and quickly removed her blouse to reveal her perfectly formed assets. "Please Father Christmas!" she begged.

Father Christmas was sorely tempted, but remembered his duties and again quickly replied - "Ho Ho Ho, got to go, deliver presents in the snow!"

At this the very nubile young girl removed all her clothes and stood in her utmost provocative manner and said again in a deep husky voice - "But Please Father Christmas!" This was all far to much for Father Christmas who immediately replied ...

Hey Hey Hey, got to stay, can't get up the chimney with me dick this way!"

2007-05-22 13:28:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Little Johnny is writing a book report...?

Little Johnny comes home from school and has to write a book report. He can't decide what to write and decides to ask the members of his family for help.

His father is watching T.V. when Johnny asks him, what do I write for my book report. Flustered at being interrupted his father tells him, "Shut up and leave me alone for five minutes would you?"

Little Johnny goes to his mother, who is on the phone, and asks her what he should write. She ignors him and continues to talk. He asked her again and she replied, "Leave me alone, before I beat your a**"

Little Johnny goes to his older brother, who had just finished watching some cartoons and asks him what he should write. "Superman!" yelled his brother jumping from the couch ignoring Johnny completely.

Lastly Johnny went to his Granmother who was in the middle of baking for dinner that night. He asked what he should write, when she stood up startled and yelled, "My buns are on fire." running to the oven.

2007-05-22 13:28:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Who likes...?

Mayo on fries. Am I the only one?

2007-05-22 13:28:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what is that name of this song?

This country song is about a girl who has a best friend at school and she always lied about her bruises. One day this girls best friend didnt show up for school because she had gotten beaten to death.

2007-05-22 13:28:13 · 14 answers · asked by Adam B 1 in Country

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Have you ever seen the Angel of Death.......?

and i'm not meaning the grim reaper guy.....

2007-05-22 13:28:02 · 18 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Your mum or your dad?

To get the 10 points, you have to make a choice, as opposed to an explanation of why you can't choose.

2007-05-22 13:26:58 · 34 answers · asked by askandanswer 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What's your stereotype?

I'd be white trash but I don't qualify! (unfortunately) lol

2007-05-22 13:26:51 · 15 answers · asked by Oprah's Minge 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you tend to collect a lot of books?

2007-05-22 13:26:45 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think I'm weird?

i was just wondering............

2007-05-22 13:26:32 · 20 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Does Natalie Portman play two characters in Star Wars?

I'm watching The Phantom Menace and she seems to play two characters....the ornately dressed queen and the girl that is friends with Anakin. Is she playing her own mother or what??

2007-05-22 13:25:45 · 6 answers · asked by Peaches 3 in Movies

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