Little Johnny comes home from school and has to write a book report. He can't decide what to write and decides to ask the members of his family for help.
His father is watching T.V. when Johnny asks him, what do I write for my book report. Flustered at being interrupted his father tells him, "Shut up and leave me alone for five minutes would you?"
Little Johnny goes to his mother, who is on the phone, and asks her what he should write. She ignors him and continues to talk. He asked her again and she replied, "Leave me alone, before I beat your a**"
Little Johnny goes to his older brother, who had just finished watching some cartoons and asks him what he should write. "Superman!" yelled his brother jumping from the couch ignoring Johnny completely.
Lastly Johnny went to his Granmother who was in the middle of baking for dinner that night. He asked what he should write, when she stood up startled and yelled, "My buns are on fire." running to the oven.
2007-05-22 13:28:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The next day his teacher asked him to read his report.
"Shut up and leave me alone for five minutes would you?"
"Excuse me?" She said.
"Leave me alone, before I beat your a**!" Johnny continued.
"Who do you think you are?"
"Superman!" Johnny exclaimed
The teacher grabbed her paddle and proceeded to give Johnny a great beating while he yelled, "My buns are on fire!"
Corny, yeah, but I like it.
2007-05-22 13:31:05 · update #1
I'm sorry, what?
2007-05-22 13:31:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
poor lil johnny hes always gettin himself in trouble alwayz lmao lol gd 1
2007-05-22 13:57:54 · answer #2 · answered by Reem J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke i like little Johnny joke
2007-05-22 13:33:57 · answer #3 · answered by Death follows us all 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Silly but funny!
2007-05-22 13:32:44 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you didnt tell it entirely right, the origional versionwas better sorry dude.
2007-05-22 13:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by michael n 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love little johnny jokes!!
2007-05-22 13:32:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take two "(A)ss burns" and call me in the morning.
2007-05-22 13:36:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe that is funny!
2007-05-22 13:32:42 · answer #8 · answered by marrisa2556 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah. it was sorta dumb
2007-05-22 13:33:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋