It was almost midnight on Christmas eve and Father Christmas was running a bit late with his deliveries. At one particular house he shinned down the chimney thinking everyone was asleep, only to have the light turned on as he reached the hearth. When he straightened himself out and stood up, he couldn't fail to notice a very attractive young Swedish lady standing watching him.
He was about to leave in a great hurry when the young lady said in a very seductive voice - "Hello Father Christmas - will you make love with me as a present?" Very flustered by all this, Father Christmas quickly replied - "Ho Ho Ho, got to go, deliver presents in the snow!"
The young woman was a little put out by this rejection and quickly removed her blouse to reveal her perfectly formed assets. "Please Father Christmas!" she begged.
Father Christmas was sorely tempted, but remembered his duties and again quickly replied - "Ho Ho Ho, got to go, deliver presents in the snow!"
At this the very nubile young girl removed all her clothes and stood in her utmost provocative manner and said again in a deep husky voice - "But Please Father Christmas!" This was all far to much for Father Christmas who immediately replied ...
Hey Hey Hey, got to stay, can't get up the chimney with me dick this way!"
2007-05-22 13:28:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I get it... Thats gross
2007-05-22 14:25:44 · answer #1 · answered by kyyrraaa :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! i myself prefer you had tried to touch your father first somewhat of your available siblings. this could be a blessing or a curse...and you will no longer comprehend which it is going to be until you confirm that your suggestion is right. that's a very sticky subject with the two your father and his different babies. Even in a tricky subject as this there's a organic order to issues and a protocol to be observed. I say this as a results of fact I gave up my daughter at delivery and located her 36 years later...the two one human beings wanted to fulfill one yet another and yet, immediately, we are as quickly as returned estranged. i do no longer advise to frighten you yet tread common once you meet them. None of it is their fault because it is likewise no longer yours! submit to in recommendations that they too are harmless in all of this. no longer understanding no count number if or no longer they have approached your father in this venture is somewhat disconcerting to me. in the event that they have, he could deny you exist. it relatively relies upon on how common he's been approximately his previous or if he even knew you existed! My daughter's father by no ability knew i replaced into pregnant and would not comprehend to right away time! On a thank you to preserve this assembly...all i'm able to advise is be your self and attempt to loosen up in the region. there is not any what's next until all of you establish if there is to be a next step. perhaps it's going to be unanimous, one way or the different, yet there is often a risk that upon assembly you they could be so floored they gained't be waiting to get their very own recommendations jointly for it sluggish. do no longer forget approximately, their reaction to what's next lies heavily with the reaction of your father. In all honesty I prefer i could desire to help you to extra with this. in case you may desire to, digital mail me and we can talk. I prefer you the very terrific of success in this or maybe though it seems, you haven't any longer lost something. in actuality, you have each and every thing to income. God bless!
2016-11-26 02:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by turnbough 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-22 13:35:55 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha.
2007-05-22 13:32:40 · answer #4 · answered by Betrayed and Insane 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's just plain wrong to be dissin' on Santa. :)
2007-05-22 14:00:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahah
2007-05-22 14:15:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋