Stupid Husband!
Chuck forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at
him. Claudia told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE
THERE."
The next morning, Chuck got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple
of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a
small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused,
Claudia put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the
house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Chuck is not yet well enough to have visitors.
2007-05-16
13:29:29
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