Entertainment & Music - 14 May 2007

There a two bday and there celebrating on the same day...
i want to get them both something good but clueless.
there both boys... and both turning 22... pretty much in the same things... any idea in want i can get these boys???

2007-05-14 02:38:40 · 5 answers · asked by Jamie T 4 in Polls & Surveys

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How many of you received a warning email from Rico this weekend?

2007-05-14 02:38:17 · 20 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you a myspace junky?

2007-05-14 02:38:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Joke for all us ladies?

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.
85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."

2007-05-14 02:37:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you ever judge someone?

By what their Avatar looks like?

2007-05-14 02:37:01 · 13 answers · asked by Boxer girl 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons?

2007-05-14 02:36:46 · 15 answers · asked by Haiku 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Tell me, who'll join me in a toast?

To that sainted person who invented the snooze button?

A truly under-appreciated technological breakthrough.

2007-05-14 02:36:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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would you rather sleep with a virgin or a non virgin?

2007-05-14 02:35:59 · 17 answers · asked by Little Girl 2.5 2 in Polls & Surveys

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this is badd?

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd
been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the
house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are
sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth.
"It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play
with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is
not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds! ... and Jimmy's
Mom wants to talk to you"!!

2007-05-14 02:35:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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According to Bible prophecy, what is the mark of the wildebeast?

I would be lion if I said I knew what it was.

2007-05-14 02:34:58 · 4 answers · asked by enzyme 305 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Who was this 80s girl pop group?

There was an 80s girl groups (could have been eary 90s) there name was something like a last name or two lastnames together. They were American and a video for their most popular song was set on a beach in black and white i think. I can't remember the song or the name of the band but I remember it was quite famous. It is killing me now being able to remember. One of the girls in the band was quite big or is big now. I remember seeing a documentary about them on VH1.

Please help guys! :)

2007-05-14 02:34:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

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Whats do you think about the Australian Flag?

I think we should get rid of the Union Jack & just have the Southern Cross alone.

2007-05-14 02:34:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Funny or not?

One day, a man came home from work to find his wife standing at the top of the stairs dressed in basque, suspenders the lot.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went golfing!

2007-05-14 02:34:02 · 23 answers · asked by x SexySian x 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Are we in the final days?

of somebody's furniture and mattress sale?

2007-05-14 02:33:13 · 9 answers · asked by enzyme 305 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favorite color to see on a Mustang?

2007-05-14 02:32:02 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do you feel like eating&drinking right now?

2007-05-14 02:30:56 · 26 answers · asked by Beans 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What time is it over there?

2007-05-14 02:30:24 · 16 answers · asked by Beans 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Your momma.....?

-Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends
-Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
-Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
-Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice
-Yo momma's so dumb she fell up the stairs
-Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store
-Yo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarm
-Yo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes
-Yo momma's so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Tauros
-Yo momma's so dumb she got a part time job painting skittles
-Yo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
-Yo momma's is twice the man you are
-Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well Yo momma's so poor she live in a flip flop
-Yo momma's so big she whistles bass

2007-05-14 02:30:17 · 21 answers · asked by Lolly ♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What are you wearing?

what kind of shirt,pants,socks,etc?

I'm wearing red and blue with green socks! :)

2007-05-14 02:29:19 · 15 answers · asked by Beans 2 in Polls & Surveys

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If you stand straight and tall without moving a muscle, can that still be considered dancing on some level?

2007-05-14 02:28:21 · 10 answers · asked by Haiku 1 in Polls & Surveys

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This is naughty.......?

Snow white has been expelled from Disneyland X factor contest. She was caught sitting on Pinocchio’s face singing TELL ME LIES. TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES!!!!!!

2007-05-14 02:26:46 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Reba going?

Ok, so I love the show...shoot me....who along with me is sorry this was the last season?

2007-05-14 02:26:36 · 11 answers · asked by TheatreFan 6 in Comedy

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Little johnny asks his dad for a tv in his room?

His dad reluctantly agrees. The next day johnny comes downstairs and asks his dad "What's Love Juice?"His dad looks horrified and tells little johnny all about sex. Johnny just sits there with his mouth wide open in amazement. Dad says "so what were you watching?" Johnny replies "Wimbledon!"

2007-05-14 02:25:12 · 8 answers · asked by willie 57 3 in Jokes & Riddles