A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.
85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."
2007-05-14 02:37:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. I liked that one...smart woman.
2007-05-14 03:44:37 · answer #1 · answered by spicy_salsa69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Very good joke. Men like that deserve to have wives like that. That'll teach them. Keep the funny jokes coming!
2007-05-14 02:43:11 · answer #2 · answered by Asia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...' lol
2016-05-17 22:02:43 · answer #3 · answered by tawanna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That isn't just for women I'm Pro-Women
I've got 5 or 6 Women I keep just for myself
2007-05-14 02:43:21 · answer #4 · answered by goodins2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha thats funny... but... hmm... its not very often that the guy in the divorce gets anything, it did make me chuckle though
2007-05-14 02:56:32 · answer #5 · answered by Soap Box Preacher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! lol! 10!
2007-05-14 02:41:49 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-05-14 02:42:14 · answer #7 · answered by emi79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a very good one
thanks for the laugh especially on this Monday morning
2007-05-14 03:47:34 · answer #8 · answered by Christina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good for her xp
2007-05-14 02:41:59 · answer #9 · answered by peace.ofmind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha this is very clever!!!
i love it!!
2007-05-14 02:40:37 · answer #10 · answered by kiwiiprincess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋