-Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends
-Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
-Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
-Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice
-Yo momma's so dumb she fell up the stairs
-Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store
-Yo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarm
-Yo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes
-Yo momma's so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Tauros
-Yo momma's so dumb she got a part time job painting skittles
-Yo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
-Yo momma's is twice the man you are
-Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well Yo momma's so poor she live in a flip flop
-Yo momma's so big she whistles bass
2007-05-14 02:30:17 · 21 answers · asked by Lolly ♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Your mama's such a ho, she's got more friends on myspace than Tom
2007-05-14 02:33:13 · answer #1 · answered by Big V 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This one was hilarious. Bloody Hell
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well Yo mommas so poor she live in a flip flop
2007-05-14 09:35:42 · answer #2 · answered by Parercut Faint 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so old, she knew The Flintstones when they were New Kids in Bedrock.
Your momma's so dumb, she went to a fruit stand looking for Daryl Strawberry.
Your parent's so poor, they got married for the rice.
Your momma's breath is so bad, when she talks, you can see the words come out.
2007-05-14 09:38:43 · answer #3 · answered by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma wears combat boots
2007-05-14 09:33:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is sooooo fat when she sits down in a movie theater she sits next to eeeeverybody.
Yo momma is sooooo old she got Moses' beeper number.
Yo momma is soooooo fat that she broke the family tree.
Yo momma is sooooo dumb that she took a spoon during the super bowl.
2007-05-14 09:36:48 · answer #5 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What are the answers supposed to say? you didnt say anything but anyway
-yo momma's so black she went to night school and they marked her absent
-yo momma's so fat she was baptised in Sea World
-yo momma's so fat.... we're in her right now!
-yo momma's so skinny to play hide n' go seek, she just turns sideways!
2007-05-14 09:35:37 · answer #6 · answered by Steven B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your Momma's so fat, she wears an A,B,C,D,E,F,G-String!
Your Momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody!
Your Momma's so fat, she fills the tub and THEN turns the water on!
Your Momma's so fat, a Doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease and gave her 12 years to live!
:)
2007-05-14 09:37:31 · answer #7 · answered by LXC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Yo momma too...
2007-05-14 09:32:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you have a problem with yo mamma.
2007-05-14 09:33:49 · answer #9 · answered by gerdie65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DID U SAY THAT TO ME?lol thx 4 sharing NICE 1
2007-05-14 09:32:31 · answer #10 · answered by abu777 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat when she passed my TV,I missed 2 episodes!
2007-05-14 09:42:02 · answer #11 · answered by Pinky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋