One day, a man came home from work to find his wife standing at the top of the stairs dressed in basque, suspenders the lot.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing!
2007-05-14 02:34:02 · 23 answers · asked by x SexySian x 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would have stayed home.
it's not everyday your wife will offer it on a plate lol xxx
2007-05-14 03:46:37 · answer #1 · answered by thewokinn2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-05-14 02:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by emi79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's funny in some sense,may be his wife don't like golf, n he get the best time to play golf by tieing his wife
2007-05-14 02:37:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny but i wud ov gone 2 the pub instead!
2007-05-14 02:54:46 · answer #4 · answered by x Danielle x 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eh, 3 out of 5 stars.
You can make it better by saying that he tied her up, had sex with her, and then went golfing.
... or, he tied her to the stove and made her cook dinner
... or, he tied her up and then went to get mental health counseling for his misogynist attitude
2007-05-14 02:37:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-14 02:36:05 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah quite funny, worth a chuckle but not much more.
2007-05-14 02:45:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!
well she kinda deserved that XD
maybe she should have said
tie me up and do anything you want TO ME
OUCH he may have hit her with the golf club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol its very amuseing =) thanx. bens makeing my head bored with obesity
2007-05-14 02:37:34 · answer #8 · answered by louise h 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-14 08:04:05 · answer #9 · answered by Ωmega 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's actually quite funny!
2007-05-14 02:36:32 · answer #10 · answered by sibsmaster13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋