Entertainment & Music - 10 May 2007

The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks, "What's this?"

"A horsey," one child answers

"And this?" the teacher asks

"A piggy." replies another youngster.

"And now this one?" asks the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack of antlers. There was no answer, only total silence.

"Come now, children," she coaxes, "I'll give you a little hint: What does your Mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?"

"I know! I know!!" exclaims one little girl. "It's a horny b@$t@rd!"

2007-05-10 02:27:51 · 16 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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what is your favourite radio station?

2007-05-10 02:27:51 · 27 answers · asked by Hex 2 in Radio

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Anyone enjoy "Most Haunted Live! Pirates Curse?"?

I did. i thought it was better then the Transilvania one . But I do get tired of Yvette because she is too bossy. What do you think?

2007-05-10 02:24:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

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Tell me, would you throw a compliment at a particular fellow P&Ser?

I bet they'd love to hear it.

I asked this last night, and got a good reaction. I thought I'd bounce it off the morning crowd. If you answered it last night, don't let that stop you from doing so again, if you so choose.

2007-05-10 02:24:21 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What does the number code say?

8447 47 843 34778 63 84733.

2007-05-10 02:23:35 · 8 answers · asked by jobees 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Chili Peppers or Chili Puppies?

pick one

2007-05-10 02:22:15 · 16 answers · asked by jkorchai 2 in Rock and Pop

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Has the President brought about a regime change in Britain, as he did in Iraq?

2007-05-10 02:21:46 · 4 answers · asked by Tim'sSO 4 in Polls & Surveys

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How long has it been?

2007-05-10 02:21:35 · 15 answers · asked by Carl 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Name a band that much people love, but you hate it very much?

please don't say Evanescence because i like amy lee :-P

2007-05-10 02:17:46 · 33 answers · asked by FoxTheHunter 2 in Rock and Pop

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Do you think Prince is hot?

I do sexy *** 48 year old!!

2007-05-10 02:17:24 · 6 answers · asked by NAESHA 2 in Celebrities

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I'm not here right now, at the tone, please leave a message & i'll be sure to get back to you. Beeeeeeeeeeep

2007-05-10 02:15:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Lost Question?

Any theories on who or what jacob is and why he was asking Locke for help?

2007-05-10 02:13:14 · 6 answers · asked by psyflops_gazelle 4 in Drama

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Isn't it just a wonderful day.......?

the sun is shining,it's warm,and i just feel i could take on the world!
smile!i hope you day is wonderful,too!!

2007-05-10 02:13:13 · 10 answers · asked by ....FED UP............ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Paul McCartney's Worst Song?

Don't get me wrong; I'm a fan! But you have to admit, he's written some clunkers. What do you think his lamest or schmaltziest song is? I'll accept solo, Wings, or Beatles !!

2007-05-10 02:12:19 · 16 answers · asked by Gina E 4 in Rock and Pop

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Did you hear the one about the old couple?

Jack and Josephine met each other while residents at the local nursing home. They fell in love even though she had a bad heart and he was hard of hearing. They decided to get married and the other residents pitched in to buy them a night in the local hotel.

While Josephine was sitting on the side of the bed taking her bra off she said to Jack, "Now Jack, I do have acute angina."
Jack turns to her and says, "Well , I don't know about that but those are the ugliest damn ****(breasts) I have ever seen."

2007-05-10 02:11:11 · 5 answers · asked by Moose 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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What person present or past would you like to spend a day with ?

2007-05-10 02:11:04 · 30 answers · asked by HarveyB 7 in Polls & Surveys

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5000 Hares Have Escaped From The Zoo. The Police Are Combing The Area?

Have You Seen Any?

2007-05-10 02:10:18 · 17 answers · asked by ViXoNvEe 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What was the brand of the PDA used by Eva Green in the James Bond movie "Casino Royale"? Thank you?

2007-05-10 02:10:18 · 1 answers · asked by Maria 1 in Movies

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What song is this line from?.."See the pyramids along the nile."?

2007-05-10 02:06:12 · 6 answers · asked by krypto'nstreaky 2 in Lyrics

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Do all 8th grade girls have a different boyfriend they are "gonna marry" each week?

2007-05-10 02:06:09 · 13 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Is everybody happy?

2007-05-10 02:05:03 · 5 answers · asked by Jim 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the tastiest thing that starts with a D?

2007-05-10 02:05:00 · 19 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Can anyone please tell me what films show Scottish stereotypes?

All I can think of is "Braveheart" and "Brigadoon" - if anyone else can help, please answer.

2007-05-10 02:04:33 · 11 answers · asked by Salsoul 2 in Movies

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This is a good joke?

Is a joke that I heard in a show:

Back in the 1800 a boat was sailing until one of the sailors go to the captain and said:
"Captain there's an enemy ship on the horizon."
The captain said to his partner: "Bring me my red shirt."
His partner confused bring his red shirt and the battle begin, at the end they win the battle and the captain didn't lose one sailor. His alerted sailor tells him:
"Can I ask you something?, Before the battle you ask for a red shirt. Why a red shirt?"
The captain respond:
"Because if I happen to be shot and bleeding, with my red shirt nobody will not notice the blood and they will continue to fight on."
"Wonderful idea, captain" said the sailor.

On the next day the same sailor goes to the captain desperate and screams:
"20 enemies ships on the horizon!"
The captain respond: "Bring me my brown pants!"

Give me a star if its funny. xD

2007-05-10 02:04:24 · 11 answers · asked by . 5 in Jokes & Riddles