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Is a joke that I heard in a show:

Back in the 1800 a boat was sailing until one of the sailors go to the captain and said:
"Captain there's an enemy ship on the horizon."
The captain said to his partner: "Bring me my red shirt."
His partner confused bring his red shirt and the battle begin, at the end they win the battle and the captain didn't lose one sailor. His alerted sailor tells him:
"Can I ask you something?, Before the battle you ask for a red shirt. Why a red shirt?"
The captain respond:
"Because if I happen to be shot and bleeding, with my red shirt nobody will not notice the blood and they will continue to fight on."
"Wonderful idea, captain" said the sailor.

On the next day the same sailor goes to the captain desperate and screams:
"20 enemies ships on the horizon!"
The captain respond: "Bring me my brown pants!"

Give me a star if its funny. xD

2007-05-10 02:04:24 · 11 answers · asked by . 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

LOL!!!! That a cool joke.

2007-05-10 03:00:12 · answer #1 · answered by waterfairy 4 · 0 0

LOL. Yep. It's a Beaut!

Thanks for the laugh!

2007-05-10 10:10:06 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to.... OR they do.


One day, a blonde who lived on the 12th floor of a high-rise apartment building was out on her balcony, flapping the bed sheets to air them out, when suddenly a great gust of wind caught the sheets and sent her over the edge, plummeting to her death.



"Oh, ****!" the woman thought, "what a stupid way to die."



Without warning, a man on the 10th floor balcony stuck his arms out into the air, catching the woman.



Delirious from shock, the woman shouted, "Oh, thank you! You saved my life, thank you!"



The man replied, "Do you suck?"



Stunned at this, the woman said, "No, I don't suck!"



And with that, the man let go of her.



"****!" the woman thought as she began to plummet again.



Suddenly, another set of arms grabbed her at the 9th floor.



"Thank God!" she screamed. "I would have died if it weren't for you!"



The man asked, "Do you ****?"



Absolutely aghast, the woman answered, "No, I don't ****!"



Once again, the arms that held her safe were no longer there.



Falling again, the woman thought that she would surely die.



Just then, a set of arms stretched out from the 7th floor. Not believing her luck, the woman shouted, "I suck! I ****!"



"****," the man said, and dropped her.


Little Johnny has always had a fascination with sex, and always talked to his parents about it. One evening, the conversation got around to talking about penis's.



Johnny's dad tried to explain it to Johnny in a child like way.



"Well Johnny, your penis sleeps for a very long time. Sometimes when it is around women, it wakes up, stretches and grows to about 5 inches long and..."



"Dad", interrupted Johnny, "That sounds a bit small. Mum said that Bob's next door is twice as big!!!"


While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"



The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me was screams of laughter.


A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar.



"I had sex with another woman last night," he tells her. "But I was thinking of you the whole time."



"You miss me that much?" she asks.



"No", he says. "But it kept me from coming too fast."


"The porn industry totally shut down. They estimate that this porn shutdown has put over 6,000 actors and actresses out of work, 400 cameramen, and 1 writer."

2007-05-10 22:48:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

3/5 OK if you thought of that your self pretty good, but not the bes i have heard, good job though

2007-05-10 09:12:23 · answer #4 · answered by ro 2 · 1 0

hahahaha.. that's funny. i like it. whoever came up with that is clever! hehe..

2007-05-10 09:09:19 · answer #5 · answered by FerretLuver 2 · 1 0

tis aite like!

2007-05-10 09:07:45 · answer #6 · answered by Irishlass 2 · 1 0

so if he sh*ts himsel no1 will notices!

2007-05-10 09:10:49 · answer #7 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 1 0

sure I will give star .


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

It is Funny

"Bring me my brown pants!"

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

.

2007-05-10 09:19:58 · answer #8 · answered by sami kilmer 2 · 0 0

lol
That made my day
lol

2007-05-10 09:10:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

AAAYYYY, I like it, matey!

2007-05-10 09:09:12 · answer #10 · answered by sandg94 3 · 1 0

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