Jack and Josephine met each other while residents at the local nursing home. They fell in love even though she had a bad heart and he was hard of hearing. They decided to get married and the other residents pitched in to buy them a night in the local hotel.
While Josephine was sitting on the side of the bed taking her bra off she said to Jack, "Now Jack, I do have acute angina."
Jack turns to her and says, "Well , I don't know about that but those are the ugliest damn ****(breasts) I have ever seen."
2007-05-10
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