Entertainment & Music - 9 May 2007

Animal Cruelty

A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks.

“Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning.”

Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “Are you going to tell him, or should I?”

2007-05-09 05:35:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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who's you re favourite actor /actress?

2007-05-09 05:35:06 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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if i give you my dirty underwear, will you help to keep me out of jail?

2007-05-09 05:34:47 · 19 answers · asked by The Paris H 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your most favourite song of all time?

2007-05-09 05:34:13 · 8 answers · asked by jonzofonix 1 in Music

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Do you think that all men given the chance will cheat?

daytime TV is evil! why do they put nothing but crap like that on during the day?

2007-05-09 05:33:58 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What are the most beautiful words you've ever said?

2007-05-09 05:33:26 · 38 answers · asked by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 in Polls & Surveys

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QUICK question....... speech....... +++++++?

What determines how long your speech should be?

Is it something like how large the audience is... or what the occasion is? Or what?

2007-05-09 05:32:57 · 5 answers · asked by Rita 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What would be an odd combination of things to show up at the register for in a grocery store?

2007-05-09 05:32:28 · 14 answers · asked by MINDRAPE 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Who is the new crooner that sounds like Sinatra?

2007-05-09 05:31:42 · 5 answers · asked by semnlz02 1 in Music

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why do you people want to put me in jail?

2007-05-09 05:31:39 · 40 answers · asked by The Paris H 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What's the thing...?

that helps you breaks the ice of the unknown?
in whatever...

2007-05-09 05:30:19 · 12 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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shower or bath?

it's the question of the CENTURY. haha

2007-05-09 05:28:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have anything to say to any of your contacts?

I have....they are great!!

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.......and i better stop here or no one gonna read all!!

And of course all those i didn't mention i still do love you all! Thanks for adding me to your contact list.

2007-05-09 05:28:42 · 12 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

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going to psychologist today should I tell him the last one I had killed himself?

2007-05-09 05:28:33 · 7 answers · asked by HEY boo boo 6 in Polls & Surveys