Entertainment & Music - 7 May 2007

2007-05-07 02:27:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O’clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside...

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man:
- “Sh*t!, that must be my husband!”

So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman:
- I’m your husband, you bi*ch!!!

So the woman answers:
- Oh, yeah?!! And why were you f**k**g running?!! You son of a b*tch!

2007-05-07 02:26:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-07 02:24:34 · 4 answers · asked by si bungas 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-07 02:21:18 · 7 answers · asked by Lady Trey 3 in Jokes & Riddles

or do guys seem to be getting more emotional. my bf, my friends bf, and my ex seem to be getting really emotional and they are all dramatic about everything...im confused.

2007-05-07 02:20:37 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Either way, bunk beds can be fun!

2007-05-07 02:19:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My mum said I was a granny by the time I was nine- what?

2007-05-07 02:18:29 · 14 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Polls & Surveys

mainly jealous

2007-05-07 02:15:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-05-07 02:13:15 · 16 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

a greeter at walmart seems unnecessary to me.

2007-05-07 02:12:07 · 3 answers · asked by Joe M 3 in Polls & Surveys

or is it always like this i'm usually at work at this time of day

2007-05-07 02:10:57 · 47 answers · asked by freddy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-07 02:09:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Its not that I'm new to the whole genre or anything. I've been listening since the early to mid 90s. It just seems like now all of the artists are talking about the same thing and the same things are portrayed in videos. money, sex, rims..thats it...especially in the south. any quality artists left?

2007-05-07 02:06:24 · 6 answers · asked by Aero Ryder 3 in Music

....In what field you are top contributor here and top contributor in your real life?

Me : Here I'm not top contributor , in real life...giving best advices.

You?

2007-05-07 02:04:16 · 22 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

Chinese couple had a black baby, husband didn't believe it was his, why
baby black? He asks his wife, the wife says, "u hot, I hot , baby burn!"


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2007-05-07 02:04:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-07 02:02:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I have 2 coworkers out sick theirs are so bad.

2007-05-07 02:02:23 · 23 answers · asked by Ms Acid Rain 3 in Polls & Surveys

or do you just use the front door?

2007-05-07 02:01:44 · 14 answers · asked by brian w 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-07 02:00:41 · 11 answers · asked by brian w 4 in Polls & Surveys

(Like from youtube)?

2007-05-07 01:59:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Shall we buy a new guitar?
Shall we drive a more powerful car?
Shall we work straight through the night?
Shall we get into fights?
Leave the lights on?

2007-05-07 01:58:59 · 6 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

can anyone tell me what sex is??? can you explain it to me?i don't really understand what sex is...

2007-05-07 01:58:53 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If u was to be given £10,000 what would be the first thing u would buy?

2007-05-07 01:57:51 · 4 answers · asked by missthong2003 3 in Polls & Surveys

I think their "coffee break" yesterday made things worse..

2007-05-07 01:57:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell."

"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."

"The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!"

2007-05-07 01:56:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-07 01:55:35 · 28 answers · asked by momma 2 in Music

two pepole wrote it

2007-05-07 01:55:09 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

2007-05-07 01:53:07 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the
bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the
pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag." "Damn!" says the little old lady.."I'd
better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the
warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
money?" " Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up
to the parking lot of the football stadium.Each time there's a game, a
lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20
or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,
what's in the other bag?"

2007-05-07 01:51:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

eyelashes count

2007-05-07 01:49:23 · 20 answers · asked by Carlos 7 in Polls & Surveys