A little old lady is walking down the street?

Question

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the
bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the
pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag." "Damn!" says the little old lady.."I'd
better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the
warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
money?" " Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up
to the parking lot of the football stadium.Each time there's a game, a
lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20
or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,
what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....
:-)

Answer 1

lmao--first joke for me this morning, and a great one!!!!
thanks for the laugh

Answer 2

Great!
Finally, a good idea for us to do when half the city parks around our house for the 4th of July fireworks show!
Thanks

Answer 3

Good one gave u a star

Answer 4

OMG she walks around town with those things.... Thats trifalin

Answer 5

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

Answer 6

LOl star 4 u :)

Answer 7

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Now thats classic

Answer 8

haha..she should've charged more

Answer 9

haha that was great!!! lol

Answer 10

LOL! 10/10 Thanks for the laugh.