A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O’clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside...
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man:
- “Sh*t!, that must be my husband!”
So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman:
- I’m your husband, you bi*ch!!!
So the woman answers:
- Oh, yeah?!! And why were you f**k**g running?!! You son of a b*tch!
2007-05-07 02:26:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that is truly hilarious!!!
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, Pat?" "I just saw one of your garters!" "Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!" The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?" "I just saw both of your garters!"
Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!" Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom. "Where do you think you're going?" she asks. "From what I just saw, my school days are over!"
2007-05-07 02:31:57 · answer #1 · answered by Chris R 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
That is without a doubt the funniest joke I've read on here yet....hands down......
2007-05-07 02:31:57 · answer #2 · answered by prettytony 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Pretty funny! 10!
2007-05-07 04:05:16 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa wicked lol
2007-05-07 05:49:53 · answer #4 · answered by RuNa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-05-07 02:29:08 · answer #5 · answered by Conan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny as
2007-05-07 04:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by TS100N 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I loved that one!
2007-05-07 04:08:31 · answer #7 · answered by *VS* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
huh
2007-05-07 02:34:09 · answer #8 · answered by ♥frodo_covcity♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad
2007-05-07 02:39:40 · answer #9 · answered by Conan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this just made my day. hahahahaha!!
2007-05-07 02:30:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋