> Actual writings taken from hospital charts:
> 1. The patient refused autopsy.
> 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
> 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
> 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was
> very hot in bed last night.
> 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
> 6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it
> disappeared.
> 7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be
> depressed.
> 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
> 9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
> 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but
> forgetful.
> 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
> 12. She is numb from her toes down.
> 13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
> 14. The skin was moist and dry.
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2007-04-29
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