> Actual writings taken from hospital charts:
> 1. The patient refused autopsy.
> 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
> 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
> 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was
> very hot in bed last night.
> 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
> 6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it
> disappeared.
> 7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be
> depressed.
> 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
> 9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
> 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but
> forgetful.
> 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
> 12. She is numb from her toes down.
> 13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
> 14. The skin was moist and dry.
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2007-04-29 04:47:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
> 15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
> 16. Patient was alert and unresponsive
> 17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
> 18 She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until
> she got a divorce.
> 19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical
> therapy.
> 20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
> 21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
> 22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
> 23 Skin: somewhat pale but present.
> 24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
> 25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
What do you think?
Star it if you like.
:DDD
2007-04-29 04:48:29 · update #1
Good stuff!
Here's one. A dumb lady went to the doctor office and the receptionist asked what was wrong. The lady says she wants to see an up turn. The desk lady says "Don't you mean an in-turn ?" The dumb lady says," Well I don't know about medicinal talk. All I know is I haven't demonstrated in 3 months and I believe I may be stagnant!"
2007-04-29 05:14:05 · answer #1 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are actually Codes! I'm in Health Records Coding were we give codes for the procedure and or diagnosis. My teacher gave these to us for a laugh! Some of them are new and very funny
2016-05-21 05:41:39 · answer #2 · answered by lula 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-04-29 05:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg! this is so hilarious! i love it your hilarious! great joke!
2007-04-29 05:02:06 · answer #4 · answered by cutething 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heehee!! i love stuff like this =]
2007-04-29 05:46:30 · answer #5 · answered by Luthien 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
star for you
2007-04-29 04:53:38 · answer #6 · answered by chmar11 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao thanks so much....you dont know how bad i needed to laugh
2007-04-29 04:51:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋