Entertainment & Music - 25 April 2007

2007-04-25 08:03:28 · 20 answers · asked by Year of the Monkey 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-25 08:03:21 · 13 answers · asked by cindy_lou909 2 in Music

Mine was a scarey one, haunted house i think with Frankenstein, don't recall the name

2007-04-25 08:03:06 · 5 answers · asked by chris-69@sbcglobal.net 2 in Movies

Mrs Davidson and Mrs Murphy had been neighbors for years, but everytime that got together, it would end in a fight

Mrs Murphy went to the Drs. they asked her for a urine sample.
Mrs Murphy finally brought the bottle home cause she didn't know what to do.

Mr Murphy did know what to do either and said Ask Mrs Davidson.

The next night Mr Murphy noticed his wife had a black eyes and a torn shirt he said "ok what happened"

She said " I asked Mrs Davidson what should I do for a urine test?"

"She said P-ss in the bottle, I said sh-t in your hat and the fight was one"

:-)

An old irish joke

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2007-04-25 08:02:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I say GOOD! Whats your view?

2007-04-25 08:02:03 · 29 answers · asked by Ms Scarlet 4 in Television

2007-04-25 08:01:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

"Warning"...Bad Virus!


If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it immediately!
Do not open it. Apparently, this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also
delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.

It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles.

It will program your phone's autodial to call only your mother-in-law's number.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

It will drink all your beer.

It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company.

Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jam and bellybutton fuzz (be honest, you have some) to migrate behind your ears.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye.

It will give you Dutch Elm Disease and Tinea.

It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings, which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.

If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

It will replace all your luncheon meat with Spam.

It will molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume, causing it to smell like dill pickles.

It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.

It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

These are just a few signs of infection.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!
LIFE IS UNCERTAIN; EAT YOUR DESSERT FIRST!

2007-04-25 08:01:41 · 14 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

According to the US Constitution, Treason is when one plots to over throw the U.S. Government during a time of war. Last night Tom Morello on the Tavis Smiley Show advocated the overthrow of the American Government which he equated with Nazi Germany & said our president should be hung. Both acts are considered acts of treason under the U. S. Constitution during war times. This puts him in that same category as Al Quida & Hamas. According to the U.S. Constitution, Tom Morello should be killed for treason against America.

2007-04-25 08:00:45 · 3 answers · asked by Holy Pig 2 in Music

2007-04-25 08:00:44 · 16 answers · asked by Here kitty kitty 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-25 08:00:44 · 30 answers · asked by April 5 in Polls & Surveys

A man voiced his intentions to 'jam my inbox full of spam'. What's the worst I can expect?

2007-04-25 07:59:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-25 07:58:52 · 11 answers · asked by icyhott4urmind 1 in Polls & Surveys

Is that why she's leaving her show? Or was it some other grudge?

2007-04-25 07:57:41 · 18 answers · asked by Belle 4 in Celebrities

cause you thought there was a bug crawling on your face, but really it was just a stray piece of hair?

2007-04-25 07:57:31 · 29 answers · asked by new me 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-25 07:56:38 · 19 answers · asked by girlie 1 in Polls & Surveys

It's mine and SLICK'S one week anniversary!

2007-04-25 07:56:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

To avoid the people that spread hatred and division. My reason is because it become a disease eating away at the core of otherwise good people. Take politics, stating your view without hatred is fine but from my experience the nut cases will come out and attack you, so I avoid it as much as possible. Hating people in the media is a waste of energy, they are rich and powerful and they will do as they please. I am not saying that we should love everybody, instead we should learn to coexist with the people we live next to, no matter what their faith, sexuality or ethnic background is. Freedom isn't about ranting words of hatred.

2007-04-25 07:56:16 · 6 answers · asked by Amole Bush 3 in Polls & Surveys

I don't like how every week Constantine bashes my favorite contestant PHIL!!!!!!!

2007-04-25 07:55:53 · 20 answers · asked by cicinic21 2 in Television

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

2007-04-25 07:55:52 · 72 answers · asked by lalaaa 3 in Polls & Surveys

My family and friends think I look like Jennifer Gray (Baby) off of Dirty Dancing .

2007-04-25 07:55:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What was the name of the song Jordin sang last night?

2007-04-25 07:55:36 · 1 answers · asked by balooney2 2 in Television

I'm going to throw a surprise birthday party for my husband and it's going to be a 80's theme. I wanted to know what is some great 80's hip hop songs that I can have the dj play.

2007-04-25 07:54:03 · 6 answers · asked by 808baby 1 in Music

2007-04-25 07:54:02 · 6 answers · asked by girlie 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-25 07:53:56 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-25 07:53:54 · 23 answers · asked by LOST_fanatic:)! 4 in Television

2007-04-25 07:53:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-25 07:52:41 · 3 answers · asked by Female O ♥ 4 in Music

far too seriously ? I have seen alot of hatred on here the last couple of days, you all know what i mean .. Its not as if the winner gets a fantabulous prize , its a fun site , nothing more !

CHILL!

2007-04-25 07:52:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and they have been together for like maybe 3 months and hardly know one another????

2007-04-25 07:52:24 · 35 answers · asked by ♥mcmanda♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Now that I've heard she's leaving the View, I'm not going to wake up early anymore to watch it. lol She was the only reason why I watch the show anyway, because she was funny. I don't know why people hate her, is it because she's a lesbian? she's not your typical gorgeous celebrity? She's fat? Or what? She could be a loud mouth, that's true, but it's something different from the rest of the other talk shows out there, and I would rather watch Rosie. And if you hate her because of her feuds with Trump, guess what, Trump is an @ss too.
But that's just me.

2007-04-25 07:50:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities