Mrs Davidson and Mrs Murphy had been neighbors for years, but everytime that got together, it would end in a fight
Mrs Murphy went to the Drs. they asked her for a urine sample.
Mrs Murphy finally brought the bottle home cause she didn't know what to do.
Mr Murphy did know what to do either and said Ask Mrs Davidson.
The next night Mr Murphy noticed his wife had a black eyes and a torn shirt he said "ok what happened"
She said " I asked Mrs Davidson what should I do for a urine test?"
"She said P-ss in the bottle, I said sh-t in your hat and the fight was one"
:-)
An old irish joke
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2007-04-25 08:02:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't listen to those Yahoo's, I thought it was very funny. Keep up the good work and keep posting funny (or even not so funny) jokes. Good for you! ;~D
2007-04-25 08:48:51 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is not Irish or a joke.
2007-04-25 15:44:55 · answer #2 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was kind of dumb
2007-04-25 15:26:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋