Entertainment & Music - 21 April 2007

south east London? if not then where are you all from and tell me a bit about your self? I'm Natalie from south east London and my profile says the rest! thanks allot you lovely people! x

2007-04-21 10:17:09 · 29 answers · asked by pinkchiq2 3 in Polls & Surveys

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

2007-04-21 10:17:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

the ones for natural herb. tell me about them.

2007-04-21 10:16:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-21 10:16:41 · 10 answers · asked by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 in Music

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2007-04-21 10:15:49 · 8 answers · asked by aussie boy 1 in Polls & Surveys

will u be the first?

2007-04-21 10:14:57 · 25 answers · asked by aussie boy 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-21 10:14:32 · 11 answers · asked by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 in Celebrities

2007-04-21 10:13:34 · 17 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

How many different genres of music do you listen to regularly.

2007-04-21 10:13:27 · 22 answers · asked by Grey 1 in Polls & Surveys

Name that song ...

2007-04-21 10:13:03 · 3 answers · asked by Sparky 2 in Music

swedes!! xx

2007-04-21 10:11:45 · 12 answers · asked by SUZANNE R 7 in Jokes & Riddles

give up your career and be poor to be w/ the one you love?

2007-04-21 10:09:57 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Some of mine are...We Are Family, Y.M.C.A., I Love The Night Life, Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough, Reunited, Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?, and My Sharona. (1979)

2007-04-21 10:09:41 · 7 answers · asked by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 in Music

2007-04-21 10:08:40 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

month, and why?

2007-04-21 10:08:31 · 18 answers · asked by ♥ama♥ 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-21 10:07:09 · 29 answers · asked by FRENCH FRIES 2 in Polls & Surveys

Or would you have knocked off a couple of years?

2007-04-21 10:06:09 · 13 answers · asked by I am the Badger Princess. 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm buying!

2007-04-21 10:05:51 · 5 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

out the window of the car as it's going down the road?

2007-04-21 10:03:07 · 13 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-21 10:02:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im in greece athens
here its ten at night

2007-04-21 10:02:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I recently started learning to play the guitar and am in the proccess of buying one but for now I am having to play on my brothers little kiddie starter guitar which is just like a regular guitar except it is much smaller- it is called a "First Act" guitar. The problem is, it is on a different key or something than a regular guitar and so all the chords sound like chords, just not the RIGHT chords- so when try to play songs they dont go with the right key that the song is actually in- I know that some of this is probably me just being new to the guitar but I think its mostly the guitar itself-

any advice, other than buy a real guitar??? thanks!

2007-04-21 10:01:55 · 7 answers · asked by Emily 1 in Music

2007-04-21 10:01:46 · 6 answers · asked by Thebronx 5 in Polls & Surveys

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

2007-04-21 10:01:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-21 10:01:35 · 13 answers · asked by kiturah t 1 in Celebrities

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city. They decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie, with their ten-year-old son around, was to get him to report on neighborhood activities from the balcony. They thought that spying would happily distract him for an hour or so.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. Then, "An ambulance just drove by."

A few more moments passed and he called, "Looks like the Andersons have company." And then, "Matt's riding a new bike… and the Coopers are screwing."

Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

2007-04-21 10:01:09 · 12 answers · asked by The Don C 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Pets? What kind?

2007-04-21 09:59:24 · 21 answers · asked by Taylor 1 in Polls & Surveys

A Scottish old timer is talking to a young man in a bar.
"Lad, look out there to the field. Do ye see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. Piled it for months. But do they call me MacGregor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..." blurts the old man.

Then the old man gestured at the bar.

"Look here at the bar. Do ye see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down with me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labor for eight days. But do they call me MacGregor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..." claims the old man.

Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ye see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me MacGregor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..." says the old man.

Then the old man looks around nervously, making sure no one is paying attention. "But ye screw one goat..."

2007-04-21 09:59:16 · 4 answers · asked by The Don C 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-21 09:59:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's called Object of my Desire? The only thing I know about it is that it's from the 80's.

2007-04-21 09:59:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music