A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
2007-04-21 10:17:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh My God! Irishgirl you are going to kill me one day! My bells are ringing, my ar$e is jiggling and I am rolling on the floor laffing me fockin' ed off!!!
2007-04-21 10:28:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gonna steal this one, it's ace
2007-04-21 10:23:57 · answer #2 · answered by crazychick_woman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh ohhh ohhh!!!! *blush* that was pertty good right there!!! I liked it!! sTaR 4 U
~Katie
2007-04-21 10:22:47 · answer #3 · answered by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol!
2007-04-21 10:21:25 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe gud 1
~M~
2007-04-21 10:21:37 · answer #5 · answered by Ciara M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, great one
lol
very funny
2007-04-21 10:34:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!!! LOL!!!
2007-04-21 10:22:19 · answer #7 · answered by lacala.girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that poor tiny man...lol!
2007-04-21 10:20:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is kind of stupid
2007-04-21 10:20:38 · answer #9 · answered by Em 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's kinda weird and gross
2007-04-21 10:26:13 · answer #10 · answered by **dancingqueen17** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋