Entertainment & Music - 27 March 2007

i have many std storyes i am having this aim till iam age 14
i will tell one of my standard stories
i will watch 3 movied a day

2007-03-27 05:57:19 · 1 answers · asked by giriesh g 1 in Movies

so why can't i get an average guy?

2007-03-27 05:56:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."

What's the Cuban National Anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

2007-03-27 05:56:35 · 2 answers · asked by chimi c 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-27 05:56:32 · 41 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

What was your opinion when the he said this in that movie Borat? He said that Pamela had the A hole of a seven year old? I was so sickened with the movie I wanted to yell at the people whom made this movie and say what the hell are you doing comparing a little girls privet? Where have you been looking and for you to even think of a seven year old in this way, Wow! It makes me sick.... What did you think of that statement? I do realize it is a movie but I can't believe that society is okay with that statement just because it is a movie.

2007-03-27 05:56:23 · 9 answers · asked by LittleDaisy. 6 in Movies

or song you are currently listening to.

Acid Bath - Scream of the Butterfly

2007-03-27 05:56:17 · 15 answers · asked by JudasHero 5 in Music

http://www.gohunter08.com/

2007-03-27 05:55:42 · 6 answers · asked by Fun2010 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 05:55:38 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or was it the drug dealers that visited her the night she died?

2007-03-27 05:55:23 · 7 answers · asked by HorrorPunkDude 3 in Celebrities

Is it Mog-way, or Mog-why, or something else altogether?

2007-03-27 05:55:08 · 3 answers · asked by Simon Duckie 2 in Music

The dog won't come upstairs, both cats are sharping their crawls and the fish is holding up a sign that says "It ain't true we don't taste like chicken"

Can it be that they truly think I'm "Evil"?

2007-03-27 05:55:00 · 13 answers · asked by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 05:54:11 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did they do something that was wrong to you? What was it and what would you say to them if they were here?

2007-03-27 05:53:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

rate my 360 page please..I am trying to make it good...

2007-03-27 05:53:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 05:53:36 · 12 answers · asked by Becky: Caffiene Achiever 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 05:53:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 05:52:24 · 40 answers · asked by Joey B. 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 05:52:21 · 25 answers · asked by CrazyFarmer 5 in Polls & Surveys

and why?

2007-03-27 05:52:06 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 05:52:01 · 13 answers · asked by Jesabel 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 05:51:57 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is he popular? I've seen some of his Q's and A's and they seem pretty funny....does anyone know him?

haha, they said i should put this in a category called gay, bisexual, or transgendered....lol

2007-03-27 05:51:54 · 9 answers · asked by thedancingmonkey13 1 in Polls & Surveys

"we feelin, she feelin, we feelin..'round and 'round we go". it was played in the episode of my super sweet 21 when svetlana auditions people for her fashion show.

2007-03-27 05:51:50 · 4 answers · asked by â?¥//Amoeba 1 in Music

Do it all night, do it with me,........ do it tonight, do it all right

2007-03-27 05:51:35 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-27 05:51:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 05:50:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-27 05:50:38 · 18 answers · asked by Jesabel 6 in Polls & Surveys

For example, the new band has just released their debut EP.

2007-03-27 05:50:24 · 5 answers · asked by Weirdie 5 in Music

I hate answering the phone but mostly because I don't like to be interrupted.

2007-03-27 05:50:22 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 05:50:19 · 18 answers · asked by PiRaHnA 2 in Horoscopes