Entertainment & Music - 27 March 2007

I know on the surface you think it is Matt Damon's. But they kind of alluded to the fact that he may be impotent...and he had a strange look on his face when she told him. Do you think it was hotty Leo's?

2007-03-27 06:58:53 · 8 answers · asked by smellyfoot ™ 7 in Movies

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Who's Anna Nicole's Smith?

2007-03-27 06:58:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?

2007-03-27 06:58:35 · 17 answers · asked by Barack O Bankrupt 4 in Horoscopes

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Where is a great place for a first date?

2007-03-27 06:58:34 · 29 answers · asked by Jesabel 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Blonde joke.........?

A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message
to mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost £100, she exclaimed: "I don't
have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
"Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the
next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
"Come in and close the door" the man said.
She did.
He then said "Now get on your knees."
She did.
"Now pull down my zipper."
She did.
"Now go ahead .. take it out....." He said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands .
Then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered ...
"Well.... go ahead."
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it
close to her lips, ....... tentatively said ....

"Hello Mum, can you hear me?"

2007-03-27 06:58:33 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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some didn't get it, do you?

I posted these jokes on Jokes and Riddles last night and some didn't get it, do you?
I was asked to finish it.

A: “Ask me what my job is, and what the hardest part of it is.”
B: “What’s your job?”
A: “I’m a comedian”
B: “And what’s the harde…”

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other … oh wait…

2007-03-27 06:58:23 · 6 answers · asked by kenmauiphoto 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Can I have your opinion...?

There is this neighbor I have. He comes around all the time! At first it didnt bother me. He would need a ride to the store. That was alright. Now he comes by five or six times a day bumming cigs, wanting a ride to his cousins which is walking distance away, asking for money.

For instance he came by two days ago around midnight and asked for a ride to his cousins house. It was dark so I said alright. I take him, and she isnt home, so he wants to go to another place and another, and yet another. He doesnt pay for the gas these trips take, and it is 262 a gallon here. Then I found him in my car looking for change. He gets in my car wanting to drive. I have told him this will stop, and I refuse continuously to do this, but he wont stop asking. This is extremly annoying! What do you suggest I do? What would you do? Thanks for your answers.

2007-03-27 06:58:09 · 12 answers · asked by Phoenix13's new account 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Will ye go down with ye're ship?

Aarrrrrrgh.....

2007-03-27 06:57:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have love for New York?

No, because you look like Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars and your mother looks like a Water Buffalo on crack!

2007-03-27 06:57:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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toplessbarsinbronxny?

mensentertainment

2007-03-27 06:57:04 · 9 answers · asked by Marian joe 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Whats with all the caca answers ?

I had some one say they wanted to kill me , another called me fatty . All I said was " who lives in a pinapple under the sea ?"

Caca answers >P

2007-03-27 06:56:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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lunch selection menu.......what r u havin.......?

a. spaghetti and eyeballs
b .liver and pickled ear sandwich
c. honeyglazed chicken heads on a stick

2007-03-27 06:56:19 · 8 answers · asked by dee dee 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What...????

What does love mean to you????

2007-03-27 06:56:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think...?

... my co-workers would be offended if I put "Fu@k You... That's Why!!!" as my screen saver on my computer...

2007-03-27 06:55:52 · 22 answers · asked by Wiked 5 in Polls & Surveys

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How can a girl get shoulder rides at a concert??

How can a 125 pound girl get shoulder rides from random people at a concert for a better view and to make pictures??? Would they think she is wierd?? How can a girl find a shoulder ride at a concert from a random person?? Should she ask a girl or a guy??

2007-03-27 06:55:48 · 4 answers · asked by petite man 1 in Other - Entertainment

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What's the highest number of stars you can get for one question?

2007-03-27 06:55:24 · 42 answers · asked by KT Jane 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your idea of a good time?

2007-03-27 06:55:22 · 17 answers · asked by Jesabel 6 in Polls & Surveys

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riddlw question?

Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I? what is the answer please!

2007-03-27 06:55:18 · 16 answers · asked by rover45662001 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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can someone tell me the title of the song..?

the lyrics goes like this "..and i'd give anything just to hear your voice.." its from one of the soundtrack from smallville. its all i could remember. thanks

2007-03-27 06:55:17 · 7 answers · asked by cruelpeppermint 1 in Music

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