A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message
to mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost £100, she exclaimed: "I don't
have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
"Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the
next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
"Come in and close the door" the man said.
She did.
He then said "Now get on your knees."
She did.
"Now pull down my zipper."
She did.
"Now go ahead .. take it out....." He said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands .
Then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered ...
"Well.... go ahead."
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it
close to her lips, ....... tentatively said ....
"Hello Mum, can you hear me?"
2007-03-27 06:58:33 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-03-27 07:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I needed a laugh and as a real blonde...this was the best I have every heard....still LMAO!!!!!
2007-03-27 08:13:41 · answer #2 · answered by ransdoll90 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sucked
2007-03-27 07:14:44 · answer #3 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha omg that was so hilarious. Im laughing like crazy in my office.
2007-03-27 09:14:02 · answer #4 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Nice, I'll use that tomorrow and pretend that it's mine!
2007-03-27 07:01:12 · answer #5 · answered by Voight-Kampff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did her mom hear her?lmao/rgo
2007-03-27 07:11:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is soooooo Funny! that was good LOL
2007-03-27 07:02:45 · answer #7 · answered by Melody-Lynn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats funny
2007-03-27 07:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by aisha1230 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Original!!!
2007-03-27 07:03:23 · answer #9 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2007-03-27 07:03:45 · answer #10 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋