Entertainment & Music - 26 March 2007

A sad man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him what the problem is.

"My life is awful," the man says. "Every night, I play Trivial Pursuit with my wife, and every night she beats me."

"Well, why don't you just stop playing Trivial Pursuit?" the bartender asks.

"I love the game," the man says. "I'm a genius. I never lose."

The bartender is confused. "I thought you just said your wife beats you."

"Well," the man says, "she's a sore loser.

2007-03-26 06:01:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You see a group of about a hundred penguins running down your street, being chased by a clown car full of Elvis impersonators. What do you do?

2007-03-26 06:01:41 · 9 answers · asked by Derek Wildstar 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 06:01:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Family members and neighbors tend to drop by all the time uninvited. They will show up during dinner time, or our coffee time. This is constant!! Our food bill is getting outrageous. They don't even bring us a gallon of milk and they know I have children. On a typical day we go through a gallon of milk and that is without the company. I've tried saying things like, kids eat your food and don't ask for anymore because I cooked just enough. Some of these people will just sit themselves at my table even before my children sit down. Some won't leave until I give them at least coffee. We've eaten our dinner very late waiting for them to leave. It's ridiculous. One of them, who is an older man and is very well to do, goes through my kitchen cabinets, my refridge, etc. looking for snacks. I have locked our cabinets and changed the snacks locations to no avail. I've even ignored the door. They'll bang on my windows!! I've been blunt, I've been rude. Nothing works!! Help!!!

2007-03-26 06:01:21 · 14 answers · asked by Doll 101 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 06:01:20 · 14 answers · asked by ***Princess Kyla*** 1 in Polls & Surveys

Why thier monolouges in the begining of the show that they talk so very long and have not the chance for any other stuff like talking to the guest celebrities for a long time? Why? Is that annoying?

2007-03-26 06:01:17 · 2 answers · asked by isip5tequila 3 in Television

Appreciated a co worker...?

(Someone just brought me a coffee... how nice is that?)

2007-03-26 06:01:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you lick the bottle or wipe it before you put the cap back on?

2007-03-26 06:01:03 · 5 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 06:00:58 · 4 answers · asked by Alexandriagal 6 in Polls & Surveys

This is a riddle I found, and I can't think of the answer!! Please help... getting really desperate XP

2007-03-26 06:00:44 · 14 answers · asked by Nicole S 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-26 06:00:07 · 32 answers · asked by Alexandriagal 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 05:59:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 05:59:34 · 14 answers · asked by Joey B. 3 in Polls & Surveys

and do you like it?

2007-03-26 05:59:25 · 38 answers · asked by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 05:59:19 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Ronnette's, Their History and their Present.

2007-03-26 05:59:14 · 3 answers · asked by antdud2002 1 in Music

Stumped...?

2007-03-26 05:59:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 05:58:38 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

there was a movie I watched on TV where the girl goes to another school dressed as a guy and at the end she falls in love with a guy but shes pretending a be a guy so it makes it awkward... it follows the same plot as "She's the man" with Amanda Bynes. I want to buy it but I can't even think who was in the movie so I can look it up... I think he picks her up in a motorcycle in the end of the movie when she's dressed as a girl...

2007-03-26 05:58:25 · 10 answers · asked by Vamps 2 in Movies

2007-03-26 05:58:22 · 19 answers · asked by ♪F↑☺W£R♪ 4 in Polls & Surveys

The baby was in a high chair, and the dog kept sprinting by, and everytime he did, the baby would burst out with the cutest laugh. But now I can't find the video. PLEASE HELP!

2007-03-26 05:58:04 · 4 answers · asked by FromTheTop 1 in Jokes & Riddles

like these gift cards and ringtones then when you choose you gotta do a million and one things to get it if they give it to you i mean they'll have you do everything except jump through fire

2007-03-26 05:57:41 · 3 answers · asked by amanda s 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 05:57:19 · 15 answers · asked by dj 4 in Polls & Surveys

The shoulder leaned on, or the head crying on it?

2007-03-26 05:57:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when they use less material to build them?

2007-03-26 05:57:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm a pop singer and I want to change my name and the way I sing, I would like to write songs about things I would like to do before I die,

2007-03-26 05:57:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-26 05:56:58 · 14 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

I can't seem to find an outfit and stay with it!

2007-03-26 05:56:54 · 26 answers · asked by kayboff 7 in Polls & Surveys

Can I have suggestions for songs for music quiz relating to Easter?

2007-03-26 05:56:54 · 4 answers · asked by Tigger 2 in Music

I would probably be Cousin Fur ball, or Aunt Big Whiskers.

2007-03-26 05:56:42 · 9 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys