A lady picked up several items at a discount store.
When she finally got to the check-out, she noticed one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checkout operator got on the intercom and boomed out for all to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON CHECKOUT NUMBER 13, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE."
That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS".....
In a business-like tone, a voice boomed over the intercom..."DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"
2007-03-24
12:00:01
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