This man goes to a pet shop and finds a parrot with a green string on one of its legs and a red one on the other.
The man asks the shopkeeper what the strings are for. "This is a well trained bird" the shopkeeper said. "If you pull the green string, it will speak German, and if you pull the red string, you'll be able to make the bird speak French".
"What happens if you pull both strings?" the man asks.
"I'll lose my perch, fool!" says the parrot.
Is it funny??????
2007-03-24
11:51:10
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