2007-03-24 12:00:57 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
one good one for me is when the neighbor up the street is standing in front of my place, wearing a hockey mask, a diaper, with a duck on his head, and holding an axe.
2007-03-24 18:19:59 · answer #1 · answered by Berkly M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I wake up and discover the elephant tracks running through my jello. Inside the refrigerator!
2007-03-24 19:12:41 · answer #2 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My front balcony has disappeared, there is no sign of life at all on the streets, people are shooting at me every time i open the door.
2007-03-24 19:16:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
-when you find your car and your spouse both up on blocks in the driveway;
-when the birds that usually sit on your porch are replaced by turkey vultures;
-when you find that your weight and your credit rating have taken each others place;
-when you wake up from a night of drinking because your wedding ring is too tight... and you realize that you're SINGLE!
2007-03-24 19:18:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When my favorite baseball team or football team is playing an important game and the only way I can watch it is one TV.
2007-03-24 19:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by Carl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oversleep
fall down the stairs
back door open and cat has ran away
no toothpatse
drop a mirror and break it.
2007-03-24 23:01:32 · answer #6 · answered by rosey 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you walk outside and a big cinder block falls on your head
2007-03-24 19:04:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
YOUR CAR WON'T START OR HAS A FLAT.- YOU BREAK 3 OF YOUR TOES WITH AN EXTERIOR DOOR. -YOUR ALARM CLOCK WASN'T SET-YOUR NEIGHBOR CALLS AND SHE CAN'T GET HER KIDS OFF THE BUS AND ASK IF YOU COULD GET THEM CAUSE THERE ONLY IN 'K'.-ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES GET LOCKED IN THE WASHER AND YOU ONLY HAVE DIRTY TO PUT ON.
2007-03-24 19:08:51 · answer #8 · answered by HADITDUN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the sofa is telling you to stay there and relax and go out tomorrow instead.
2007-03-24 19:05:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
When I have a migraine that usually predicts a pending storm.
2007-03-24 19:03:54 · answer #10 · answered by Mary W 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋