So a chicken and an egg are laying in bed together.
The chicken is laying there with a huge grin, looking very content, and is smoking a cigarette. The egg, on the other hand, is laying there with its arms crossed and p*ssed off look on its face.
"Well", says the chicken, "I guess we settled that little question, didn't we?"

2007-03-24 12:26:21 · 6 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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WHOS the DADDY now then???

Clarity in issues of paternity is of great importance I feel

2007-03-24 12:26:06 · 17 answers · asked by Mr. Fox 5 in Polls & Surveys

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what is this song?

it's like dam girl you lookin' good in dem jeans. if you say dem jeans by chingy its not cause im listening to it and it hasnt said it. please help, need artist.

2007-03-24 12:25:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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whats you're favouite old school disco song?

mines is you make me feel

2007-03-24 12:25:18 · 9 answers · asked by anniew 3 in Music

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How long before you tell the truth?

2007-03-24 12:25:17 · 32 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Cant think of her name....?

She was a ROCK singer in the '80's I think, Solo Artist, and very much a rebel... one of her songs was something to do with going down some street/road... please help....

2007-03-24 12:25:02 · 11 answers · asked by joeyfarlz 3 in Music

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What is the best movie in thether?

2007-03-24 12:24:58 · 9 answers · asked by Cecibelbabe 1 in Movies

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Help?????????

Who sings this song and what is the tittle?

You don't know me
and you dont need me
Cause you don't know me
And you don't even care

2007-03-24 12:24:57 · 1 answers · asked by ***** K K ***** 2 in Music

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I have 2 questions....Does anyone have the lyrics to With Love? and where can i get the song from??

This song is awesome!! i just cant find it....

2007-03-24 12:24:55 · 3 answers · asked by crazed_lil_surfer 2 in Music

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Im going to?

the kitchen do u want anything while im there???

2007-03-24 12:24:55 · 21 answers · asked by redd 3 in Polls & Surveys

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How many jelly beans can you shove up your nose?

im just wondering. i've always wanted to try it but im too scared1!!

2007-03-24 12:24:41 · 8 answers · asked by Kaytee Baby 2 in Television

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What do you do reluctantly?

2007-03-24 12:24:35 · 29 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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please help?

can someone name ALL 3LW songs

2007-03-24 12:24:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Does anybody else..?

Smell that????

2007-03-24 12:23:57 · 13 answers · asked by redd 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Whats the worst thing you've been called?

Does name calling still get to you? Or insults?

2007-03-24 12:23:46 · 27 answers · asked by Mr. Fox 5 in Polls & Surveys

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orange willy?

.,man tells the doctor, my willies turned orange, doctor looks at it and says "never seen this condition before, must be stress, hows your marriage?" i just got divorced! "doc says there you go, very stressful time for you" no the man says happiest i've been in years, i couldn't stand the wife! Also i was made redundant recently, "thats it says the doc very stressful thing to happen to you" no says the man i found a new job, its great, twice the money and fewer hours. Doctor looks again at the mans bright orange willy and says, "i'm sure its stress, what do you do in your spare time?" Man says "not much, i sit on the sofa, watch a lot of p*rno films and eat cheesey wotsits...(cheeto's for our american friends)

2007-03-24 12:23:21 · 10 answers · asked by Rod Stewart 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Please define the word LOVE.....?

2007-03-24 12:22:47 · 23 answers · asked by curiousgirl 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What's the best Shojo manga?

I need recommendations for a good shojo manga or romantic comedy manga.

2007-03-24 12:22:36 · 9 answers · asked by Chiyuki 1 in Comics & Animation

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