orange willy?

Question

.,man tells the doctor, my willies turned orange, doctor looks at it and says "never seen this condition before, must be stress, hows your marriage?" i just got divorced! "doc says there you go, very stressful time for you" no the man says happiest i've been in years, i couldn't stand the wife! Also i was made redundant recently, "thats it says the doc very stressful thing to happen to you" no says the man i found a new job, its great, twice the money and fewer hours. Doctor looks again at the mans bright orange willy and says, "i'm sure its stress, what do you do in your spare time?" Man says "not much, i sit on the sofa, watch a lot of p*rno films and eat cheesey wotsits...(cheeto's for our american friends)

Answer 1

nice, that's a good one.


and thanks for the translation for us americans!

Answer 2

Actually, I think a more likely explanation is that he's an Ulster Protestant...geddit? You see, with your implication the orange would wash off.

Answer 3

LOL, You`ve obviously experienced this condition yourself to have knowledge of it !!!

The orange stains on hands !!!

lol

Answer 4

Oh, now I see why my willy has been so orange lately.

Answer 5

a married couple had sex with the lights off for 20 years. one day, the wife turns on the lights and she catches her husband with a dildo. "explain the fake dong!" she demanded to him. he looked at her in disbelief. "explain the kids, bint!"

Answer 6

thats cool

Answer 7

hehehehehe! so funny! xx

Answer 8

lol so cool.

Answer 9

roflmfao!

Answer 10

lol