Entertainment & Music - 24 March 2007

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

blondie: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

blondie: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

blondie: Because that proves that I have a brain!

BLONDIE WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

blondie: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

blondie: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

AT AN ATM MACHINE:

blondie: What are you looking at?

blondie2: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

blondie: four asterisks (****)!

blondie2:no its not! its 6543!

2007-03-24 04:08:38 · 10 answers · asked by Geekazzoide 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you or your significant other watch A LOT of anime? What's the appeal?

Mine does. I can't get into watching it for some reason. What's the appeal?

2007-03-24 04:08:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who sings the song for the "good life dog food" commercial?

2007-03-24 04:08:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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is it against the law to make someone work on a saturday when it is sunny and beautiful outside?

im taking this to trial

2007-03-24 04:08:13 · 14 answers · asked by LOLLI 3 in Polls & Surveys

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was george washington really the first president of the U.S.A?

2007-03-24 04:08:07 · 16 answers · asked by abhilash m 1 in Movies

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Do you think it is important to tell the truth or spare someones feelings?

2007-03-24 04:07:53 · 45 answers · asked by Trinity_Leigh 3 in Polls & Surveys

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famous birthday july 28th!?

can anybody out there tell me if there was anyone famous born on the 28th of july!? or even anybody who died 7/28!? even better, 7/28/87

2007-03-24 04:07:43 · 5 answers · asked by lexie 5 in Celebrities

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Morbid joke?

Two hunters are in the forest.Suddenly one of them gasps, turns blue and falls to the ground and is not moving anymore.The other instantly dials 911 on his phone.
"Help!I think my friend has just died, what should I do?"
"Calm down" says the voice at the other end "first make sure your friend is really dead."
Short silence is followed by the sound of a shot.
"Okay now what?"

2007-03-24 04:07:39 · 10 answers · asked by amateurgrower 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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why do i bother composing funny q's for your entertainment?

As most of the answers are not as imaginative so please is someone out there who can make me laugh back.

2007-03-24 04:07:18 · 11 answers · asked by dopeydawn 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Should I Treat Myself Today?

Should I go see the Hills Have Eyes 2 have a soda and popcorn. Then comeback and order some chinese food and watch some of my favorite Anime Naruto. Then later own settle down with a good book.

Because tommorow is going to the hell, I have a 5-10 page religion paper to start. Along with a study guide for one of my classes. Plus I have to read 2 chapters in my history book. Along with writing some things in spanish.

So should I treat myself today?

2007-03-24 04:06:50 · 19 answers · asked by ArchAngel Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Did Anna Nicole fake her death?

She had a baby in the Bahamas, I would want my baby to be a native U.S. citizen.
Her son supposedly died about the same time she did, There is no evidence to determine what killed him.
She has become the most famous woman, and her mom, her lawyer and her other friends are doing every thing they can to keep her name in the news.
A movie she was in is about to be released, and another movie about her life is in the works. These would benefit from the publicity she is receiving, and the critics will not want to seem mean by ranting about how bad these movies are now that we feel sorry for her.
She was probably sick and tired of that starvation diet she was on to loose all that weight. She will soon get fat again and start to look old, so she won't want the paparazzi taking pictures of her anymore.
If she faked her death, she would have done it at the best time possible. In the West Indies, where she went you can find Voodoo experts who can make people die and come back to life.
HershowDVD

2007-03-24 04:06:46 · 18 answers · asked by Tim'sSO 4 in Polls & Surveys

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A policemen pulls up an old ford car?

Inside was an African warrior dancing.

The Policeman gets straight on the radio and calls

" ZULU-TANGO-SIERRA"

2007-03-24 04:06:36 · 14 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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"lock stock & 2 smoking barrels"?

ds any1 know what this song is frm the film"lock stock & 2 smoking barrels".it goes: in the cool of the evening when everythiong was getting kinda groovy and its in the bit of the film where i think there're 2 guys in a bar and there's a girl pole dancing behind them. please help! tnx a bunch

2007-03-24 04:06:15 · 1 answers · asked by midnightorange 3 in Television

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who do you want to win i love new york?

chance or tango

2007-03-24 04:05:39 · 11 answers · asked by =]Ar!3l=] 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Please help. I've accidentally deleted my pen1s picture from my computer?

. What am i to do? It was due for a shoot this evening and i can't find it?

2007-03-24 04:05:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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FUNNY but u might of heard it!!?

THERES AN ENGLISH MAN AN IRISH MAN AND A SCOTTISH MAN stuck on a desert island and come across a lamp with a genie and are granted one wish each
the scottish man says "to be at home with my family" poof !hes gone home
the english man says he wants to be at home with his family with a nice cold beer and a dinner waitin poof! hes gone

the irish man thinks long and hard until he finally replies " well... im kind of lonely could i have my friends back?"

2007-03-24 04:05:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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OK, I live about 10 minutes away from yahoo!?

Ya think I should work there? Any messages I should pass along???

2007-03-24 04:04:43 · 5 answers · asked by ♥Care♥ mommy 2 my boys 5 in Polls & Surveys

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which cartoon character would you be if you could choose to be one and why?

2007-03-24 04:04:41 · 8 answers · asked by spindizz 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Who is better Beyonce or Rhianna for Jay-Z?

2007-03-24 04:04:34 · 17 answers · asked by wildchildmy 1 in Celebrities