Entertainment & Music - 24 March 2007

i'm a very good singer and i was wondering if you would check out these wbsites for me:

www.freewebs.com/amethystcitrinedreams
or this on e on yahoo,

360.yahoo.com/coolbanoodles

2007-03-24 07:46:01 · 3 answers · asked by Nikki 1 in Other - Entertainment

Have a go at you for being a smoker even if you're considerate and don't smoke around them but they still moan about it? Don't you think some people should just mind their own business and stop being a git about it?

2007-03-24 07:45:51 · 36 answers · asked by LONDONER © 6 in Polls & Surveys

Besides questions like this.

2007-03-24 07:45:38 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 07:45:29 · 10 answers · asked by Jay-Jay Thats M3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 in Music

is it me or idoes it seem pretty rotten that angelina changed her new kid's name and he's already four years old. talk about identity crisis

2007-03-24 07:45:13 · 2 answers · asked by hairstylistsrock 3 in Celebrities

I get so many funny, nice, mean and just plain ridiculous answers when I do this sooo.......I wanna know why I should choose you for best answer? Ready...set..........Gooooo!!

2007-03-24 07:45:07 · 15 answers · asked by Nate 2 in Polls & Surveys

A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture
when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in a Bryony suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban
sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I
tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will
you give me a calf?"

The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his
peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects
it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the
Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an
exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite
that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and
exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany .
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image
has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL
database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with e-mail on his
Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,
miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and
says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the
cowboy.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused
as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly
what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why
not?"

You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government," says the cowboy.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required," answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even
though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already
knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter
than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows, this is a herd
of sheep.

"Now give me back my dog."

2007-03-24 07:44:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-24 07:44:51 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you saw Ronald McDonald in the park fondling his Mcnuggets?

2007-03-24 07:44:30 · 10 answers · asked by I_color_outside_the_lines 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 07:44:26 · 4 answers · asked by malthisar 3 in Jokes & Riddles

your porn star name : mine is trudie enfield haaa wot fun

2007-03-24 07:44:24 · 8 answers · asked by jsmotown 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-24 07:44:17 · 3 answers · asked by junkmail4monte 1 in Polls & Surveys

PLZ!

2007-03-24 07:44:15 · 6 answers · asked by Madison 4 in Music

2007-03-24 07:44:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hm inspired by another question I was? x

2007-03-24 07:43:42 · 19 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Polls & Surveys

i liked rose red and the stand

2007-03-24 07:43:36 · 26 answers · asked by Raiden 3 in Movies

2007-03-24 07:43:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jesse Jackson is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the
classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their meanings.

The teacher asks the Rev. Jackson if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word "tragedy."

So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers:

"If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a
runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a
tragedy."

"No," says the Great Jesse Jackson, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted spiritual leader. "That's what we
would call a great loss"

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.

Rev. Jackson searches the room "Isn't there someone here who can give me
an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand.

In a quiet voice he says: "If a jet carrying the Rev. Jackson were
struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Jackson. "That's right! And can you tell me why
that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss,
and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

2007-03-24 07:42:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ive seen alot of bands and i could never tell the difference between them someone help.

2007-03-24 07:42:27 · 9 answers · asked by Kuma 1 in Music

They're the next big thing, the best band in your town, in your city, in your state. Only none of the rest of us have ever heard of them. Who are they? Please share the love!

2007-03-24 07:42:20 · 4 answers · asked by rockworms.com 1 in Polls & Surveys

please tell me its an anime

2007-03-24 07:42:17 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

This is for my Mom and i want to get her something nice, that she will appreciate. Maybe something for work? She works in a day spa and does facials.........any ideas?

2007-03-24 07:42:17 · 5 answers · asked by daphine 3 in Polls & Surveys

My old nickname was:Kissmeetsthephantom-5150

My new nick name:PsYcHo CiRcUs FrEaK sHow

2007-03-24 07:41:58 · 43 answers · asked by Dokken Girl 5 in Polls & Surveys

What are your fav tracks? And do you think the new album will be a success?

I like notorious Thug
Thug Luv
Do you remember
All Real (kray)
Soldiers marching
Change The world
Everything from the Bone brothers album and most of the solo stuff

2007-03-24 07:41:52 · 4 answers · asked by Mike A 2 in Music

How do people pick a best answer for such dumb questions like "should i drink tonight" Its either yes, or No. Damn, who will i give best answer to?

2007-03-24 07:41:43 · 21 answers · asked by Andrew B 3 in Polls & Surveys

A couple came upon a wishing well.

The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The husband decided to make a wish, too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

2007-03-24 07:40:54 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

personally i almost always think the originals are the best. and the same goes for the pirates series. the second one seemed too 'involved' almost. idunno. i'm still planning on going to see 'at world's end' on the first day of its release [2 months and 1 day away =)], but what are you all planning to do???

2007-03-24 07:40:50 · 24 answers · asked by Sarah Elizabeth 2 in Movies

Except the bunny question.

2007-03-24 07:40:36 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I don't remember exactly how it goes but part of it goes "i can give you what you want..i can make...{something i don't know x3]"
and then they're siging about making ice cream
i don't know what commercial either :l

2007-03-24 07:40:29 · 3 answers · asked by chyeah. 3 in Television

Wots a cool nickname or cool way of spelling the name alice?

2007-03-24 07:40:29 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys