What's the Best Joke you Know?

Answer 1

So I was driving down the road and all the sudden I see this sign that says Caution: Small children. So I slowed down. And then it occurred to me: I'm not afraid of small children.

Answer 2

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By
giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The
test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will
have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest,
yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

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THE SITUATION:

You are in Florida , Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around
you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of
biblical proportions. You are photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and
people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature
is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

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THE TEST:

Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life,
trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow
the woman looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Hillary
Clinton ! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about
to take her under forever. You have two options: You can save the life of Hillary
Clinton or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo,
documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women (in
her mind, at least)

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THE QUESTION:

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.......

"Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the
classic simplicity of black and white?"

Answer 3

Nancy Pelosi....no one defines joke better than her...oh sorry not that kind of joke...never mind.

Answer 4

yo momma is so ugly that when she joined the ugly contest
they said
"sorry, no professionals"

yo momma is so fat, the whales are singing:
"we are family!"

yo momma is so fat that every time she turns around
it's leap year!

LOL