A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces that after dinner, she would like to go out and have s*x for the first time. Of course, the boy is ecstatic.
He takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some cond*ms. The pharmacist helps the boy patiently. He tells the boy everything there is to know about cond*ms and s*x. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many cond*ms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for your to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
2007-03-23
04:38:48
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