Entertainment & Music - 23 March 2007

What songs do you remember skating to?

I went skating with my kids recently and didn't know ANY of the songs!

2007-03-23 04:30:53 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

My ex is a shopaholic--she'll buy anything marked down. One day she came home with an escalator.
She had her credit cards stolen and I never reported them missing. Whoever stole them was spending less than she was.
She was sick for a week once--3 stores went under.
She gained a few pounds and went on a strict diet of nothing but coconuts & bananas. She didn't lose any weight --but boy could she climb a tree.

2007-03-23 04:30:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have no idea. I thought it meant no free passes like the ones on cereal boxes, etc.
But if it said no passes at all, the ones you can buy at places like AMA wouldn't count either...

2007-03-23 04:30:40 · 3 answers · asked by tehgog 1 in Movies

2007-03-23 04:30:18 · 16 answers · asked by just me 3 in Polls & Surveys

Where do you hope your path in life would lead you?

2007-03-23 04:30:06 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-23 04:30:03 · 33 answers · asked by tator4202002 3 in Music

Okay, you have to pass this literacy test before you can be hired at a job:

MR Ducks
MR Not
OS MR
CM Wangs
LIB!
MR Ducks




Translation:
('em [them] are ducks
'em are not
oh, 'es [yes] 'em are
see 'em wangs [wings]
'ell [well] I be!
'em are ducks)

2007-03-23 04:29:47 · 12 answers · asked by smurfie45 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-23 04:29:38 · 10 answers · asked by Hello 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-23 04:29:38 · 30 answers · asked by Lynne 3 in Polls & Surveys

Chimp? Gorilla? Some kind of monkey? Something else...?

2007-03-23 04:28:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yo mama so dumb, I asked her to buy a color tv and she asked which color?

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Your Mama's so fat, that when she left the country the population dropped by 10 percent

xD

do u hv more like these ????
thx

2007-03-23 04:28:11 · 10 answers · asked by dodi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

When the movie I Trust You to Kill Me is on VH1, do they cut out the bad language?

2007-03-23 04:28:03 · 3 answers · asked by BeautifulDevil 3 in Movies

2007-03-23 04:27:48 · 2 answers · asked by alex p 1 in Movies

Because it happened to me today playing golf! Just landed and stung and I didn't even swat at it! Now my eye has half closed over because of the swelling to this very sensitive area!

2007-03-23 04:27:39 · 14 answers · asked by roytochaps 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'm somewhat worried; when my boyfriend was 17, he and some friends went to a palm reader at a fair. The reader told the first two that they would live long lives with a lot of children and money, then told my boyfriend "You will die on or before your 28th birthday." Can palmstrists DO that? I have a friend who does palm-reading, and my stepmother who reads tarot, and both say they don't predict the future, they just assess your life at it's current state. But now he's 25 and I'm starting to worry about the next three years....I've had two dreams about him dying, of various causes, in the past 6 months (stress related, i'm not premonitive).....can someone more spiritually knowledgable fill me in?

2007-03-23 04:27:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Is a Herpes Fad on the Horizon?

2007-03-23 04:27:35 · 16 answers · asked by Mike Honcho 3 in Polls & Surveys

Bite your toe nails ?

How about, do you pick your nose with your toe??

2007-03-23 04:27:31 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

name the one song that is the most beautiful song in your list. pick only one, if you pick more than 1 you will not be eligible for the 10 points. lol. my song is the titanic theme song "my heart will go on". everytime i hear it, it makes me feel it like the first time ;)

2007-03-23 04:26:51 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ 4 in Music

Theres a band that i heard on the radio. There calld shy. But i don't know the song. It has no music it's just all kinds of guys singing and doing a beat. Please help

2007-03-23 04:26:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-23 04:26:36 · 9 answers · asked by sexy southern chick 1 in Music

2007-03-23 04:26:02 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Help me by giving me more ideas...please answer this other question...would you?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070322152050AAQU9jz

2007-03-23 04:25:50 · 2 answers · asked by maggie209 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-23 04:25:24 · 10 answers · asked by Hello 3 in Polls & Surveys

Achievement Award”?

2007-03-23 04:25:17 · 9 answers · asked by Derr 1 in Other - Entertainment

A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girlfriend's birthday. As they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: personal, but not too personal.

Accompanied by the girlfriend's younger sister, he went to marks and spencers and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, however, the clerk got the items mixed up and the sister got the gloves and the girl friend got the panties.

The guy sent the package to the girl friend with the following note:

I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the sales clerk that helped me has a pair that she has been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled.

2007-03-23 04:25:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

for the misty mountain, where the spirits soar?

2007-03-23 04:24:47 · 3 answers · asked by ♥NEVAR♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

and maybe even a little reaction from your nether regions?

Thx to Scarlett, Nightlywar, Kenchez225, Girldragon76, CTU, and I guess nymodel (even though you are a spoiled brat). Much love to you all and you guys and gals are invited for tea and stella dora's (transportation not provided).

2007-03-23 04:24:30 · 25 answers · asked by mike h 3 in Polls & Surveys

would deal with them like an adult or would you be mailcious and infantile doing things behind thier back or under their nose. I like face problems head on like the strong woman that I am. I pitty those sad sad souls that can't express thoughts and feeling maturely and reasonably...you too?

2007-03-23 04:24:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-23 04:24:05 · 9 answers · asked by Reserved 6 in Polls & Surveys

I do. Tee-hee...

2007-03-23 04:23:41 · 8 answers · asked by THATgirl 6 in Polls & Surveys