A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces that after dinner, she would like to go out and have s*x for the first time. Of course, the boy is ecstatic.
He takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some cond*ms. The pharmacist helps the boy patiently. He tells the boy everything there is to know about cond*ms and s*x. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many cond*ms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for your to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
2007-03-23 04:38:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Time passes, and MORE time. Finally the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." He hisses back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
2007-03-23 04:39:00 · update #1
another gd 1 lmao x
2007-03-23 05:01:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay I'm becoming desentized to these jokes because I've heard them so much, but still funny on all levels.
2007-03-23 05:00:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny that one 10s just did not see the punch line comming !!! hee hee
2007-03-23 04:43:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it but even better the second time
2007-03-23 04:50:03 · answer #4 · answered by Boxer girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say a little prayer for me!! i was that boy.
2007-03-23 05:38:44 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you find your joke book in a pyramid?
2007-03-23 04:46:55 · answer #6 · answered by Monkeyphil 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good Joke Good Joke I like where do u find this joke very good thanks u 4 this hee hee
2007-03-23 04:52:13 · answer #7 · answered by Inaas 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That was funny, I didn't see that coming
2007-03-23 04:45:28 · answer #8 · answered by ladyP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tha's a good one lol
2007-03-23 04:43:08 · answer #9 · answered by dark is rising 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, very funy
2007-03-23 05:56:42 · answer #10 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋