One day a construction crew arrives next door to a young family to build another house. The family's six-year-old daughter naturally takes an interest, and begins hanging around the site. Eventually the brickies adopt her as a kind of mascot - chatting to her and giving her errands to run. Then, at the end of the week, they present her with a pay envelope containing a fiver.
Excitedly, the little girl runs home to her mother, who suggests they take it to the bank. Running straight up to the pay-in desk, the little girl thrusts her wages over the counter.
"I earned this building a house," she beams, proudly. "For a whole week."
"Goodness!" smiles the bank teller. "And will you be building it next week, too?"
"Yes," trills the little girl..."if the f****** bricks ever get deliverd."
2007-03-22
11:53:37
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