One day a construction crew arrives next door to a young family to build another house. The family's six-year-old daughter naturally takes an interest, and begins hanging around the site. Eventually the brickies adopt her as a kind of mascot - chatting to her and giving her errands to run. Then, at the end of the week, they present her with a pay envelope containing a fiver.
Excitedly, the little girl runs home to her mother, who suggests they take it to the bank. Running straight up to the pay-in desk, the little girl thrusts her wages over the counter.
"I earned this building a house," she beams, proudly. "For a whole week."
"Goodness!" smiles the bank teller. "And will you be building it next week, too?"
"Yes," trills the little girl..."if the f****** bricks ever get deliverd."
2007-03-22 11:53:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your getting there now Fidge. :)
I cant find my Big Book of rubbish jokes. Gimme' five mins and i'll be with ya :)
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2007-03-22 12:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rob the builders right... You can bung it yourself...here it is Google... 4" drain bung - Toolstation...£5 Very strange that they want to do a test... usually a site visit to witness the soil pipe going in with adequate fall is enough.. The building control guy should have all the details with him of what he requires of the test.. But anyway...have the lid ready to come off the manhole and the bung ready to go..and i would imagine the council chappy won't even ask you to do it...You definitely do not need a plumber!
2016-03-29 00:07:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, thats a corker. 10/10 +star
2007-03-22 12:03:29 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man get to the point.
2007-03-22 11:58:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She soon learnt the lingo fidgety.
2007-03-22 11:58:41 · answer #5 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet mum was pleased!
2007-03-22 11:58:30 · answer #6 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... bet mommie wasn't to happy
2007-03-22 12:22:36 · answer #7 · answered by girl_of_your_dreams_1331 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes good one !!! ""the things kids pick up"" the little darlings
2007-03-22 18:14:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-03-22 12:01:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ugh
2007-03-22 11:59:26 · answer #10 · answered by heather s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋