A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a
little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of
almonds, which he gratefully munches down. After approx.15 minutes, she
taps
him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds.
She
repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the
little
old lady why they do not eat the almonds themselves, whereupon she replies
that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to
chew them. "Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Where upon the old
lady answers, "We just love the chocolate around them."
2007-03-22
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